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This pointed-ear bastard won't pay
He won't let the PIIGS laugh and play
How dare he say "Nein"
When everything's fine
Growth will be here any day!
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Ach du Bieber!
A limerick for Das Bieber Frau
Her hair-do leaves people in awe
Although she looks fine
She still shouts out "Nein"
And may from the Euro withdraw
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The Greek's desperate tactics are moot
And Nothing will change if they shoot
When Merkel says "Nein"
They best get in line
Or Merkel will give them the boot
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