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The Founding Principles of Neoclownism:
1. Increase defense spending significantly if we are to carry out our global responsibilities today and modernize our armed forces for the future;
2. Strengthen our ties to democratic allies and to challenge regimes hostile to our interests and values;
3. Promote the cause of political and economic Freedom abroad;
4. Accept responsibility for America's unique role in preserving and extending an international order friendly to our security, our prosperity, and our principles.
Compare those with Chinese leader Xi Jinping's Four Comprehensives:
1. Comprehensively build a moderately prosperous society.
2. Comprehensively deepen reform.
3. Comprehensively govern the nation according to law.
4. Comprehensively strictly govern the Party.
So who exactly is the imperialist global boogey man?
