Last night, in my Model S, I happened to find an interesting site called TeslaTuner [2] when I was searching for voice-activated commands supported by the car (this is kind of a secret feature, so I wanted to find out what I could utter besides "Play" for a song). Along with the guide to voice commands, though, was this little gem [3]:
I just want to go on record here, as a Tesla owner myself, that any valet confronted with the message above is, by federal statute, permitted to drop a deuce into the front trunk of the vehicle, to be discovered later by any hopelessly middle-class douchebag who would dare leave such a self-important screen for you to see.
You're welcome.