Agent P

Afucka you 🤌 

What's Worrying Billionaires The Most In 2026?

"Where did my housekeeper, pool boy, and gardener go?"

Nice jugs, I mean mugs

Reminds me of my favorite t-shirt: "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

I'm assuming liberals will collectively be declining these free contributions toward their children's futures just for the sake of not having a "Trump Account"...

“proof of personhood” 

So I learned a knew phrase today...going to file it away in the mental dumpster along with other gems like "the unhoused", "birthing person", and "gender affirming care". 

I can’t wait for all the liberals who made this guy out to be a saint for the last week to ignore this completely…

You leave Tim Walz out of this! 

Don't be silly...clearly they are not related.

Fake (and gay)

"The Sharif is a ni.....!"

How very anti-semitic of them...

Trump Says Noem Won't Step Down Over Minnesota Shooting, Doing 'Very Good Blow Job'

So cool...wait until it drains your bank account. 

But has he defeated Superman yet?

Estranged from Donald, she told the magazine that her uncle’s “deer-in-the-headlights” expression reminds her of her grandfather in his twilight years. He had Alzheimer’s disease

This poor woman not only thinks Joe Biden is still president, but that he’s also her uncle. 

Guess I'll just have to watch reruns of fake AI videos...

Shakespeare Was A Black Jewish Woman – Claims Feminist Historian

That's as far as you needed to read.

“Oh, I fell over. Oh, I fell over again.”

~ Austin Powers

Do they have a backup generator?