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I Write Code
Mar 09, 2026 1:44
The Oil Island That Could Break Iran

Don't have to, we can just blind it.

But it has those big balloons on it, so call the F-22s to pop them.

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I Write Code
Mar 09, 2026 1:40
The Oil Island That Could Break Iran

If "we" try to grab it Iran will blow it up themselves or target it with everything they've got that has a range of even five miles.

But worse than that China will have a stroke and the world oil price will shoot to $300 and stay there for the duration.

If we're going to do anything with Kharg Island we're going to bomb it until it tips over and capsizes.

Have a nice day.

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I Write Code
Mar 09, 2026 1:37
The Oil Island That Could Break Iran

“If they themselves aren’t familiar with Kharg, then it doesn’t matter what the State Department desk or the CIA knows about Iran,” he said. “It’s not going to percolate up.”

Don't be such a TDS dildo, everyone knows of Kharg Island, it's just like Fire Island, only khargier.

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I Write Code
Mar 09, 2026 1:35
The Oil Island That Could Break Iran

>spit in the Persian Gulf 

who, me?

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Mar 09, 2026 1:32
The Oil Island That Could Break Iran

If elk run free, then why not we
Across the swooping plain?
My ears hear a symphony
Of two mules, trains and rain
The best is always yet to come
That’s what they explain to me
Just do your thing, you’ll be king
If elk run free

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 10:12
New Supreme Leader Chosen, But Identity Concealed, As US-Israeli Strikes Obliterate Tehran’s Energy Resources

Iran’s Assembly of Experts elected the country’s next supreme leader in a “decisive vote,” according to Fars. The vote took place hours before the result was made public. 

Took place while junior was in the bathroom.

On returning and learning of the vote he inspired the experts by saying, "Thanks a lot you bearded ladies."

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 7:02
New Supreme Leader Chosen, But Identity Concealed, As US-Israeli Strikes Obliterate Tehran’s Energy Resources

I look forward to seeing the new Trump-Rubio gerrymandering.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 6:59
Cuba Is Negotiating Deal With US, Trump Says

And we can appoint Bad Bunny as governor general until elections can be held.

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Mar 08, 2026 6:58
Cuba Is Negotiating Deal With US, Trump Says

Just send 150,000 Cuban troops to Iran to smoke stinky cigars, eat lechon asado and drink cuba libres until they surrender.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 4:41
New Supreme Leader Chosen, But Identity Concealed, As US-Israeli Strikes Obliterate Tehran’s Energy Resources

Reporter: Do you think the map of Iran looks the same after this is all done? Trump: That I can’t tell you. Probably not.

Works for me.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 3:25
Shocking Number Of Gen Z’ers Are Bringing Mommy & Daddy To Job Interviews

Bring sandwiches and cookies, too.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 3:23
Shocking Number Of Gen Z’ers Are Bringing Mommy & Daddy To Job Interviews

It's not even self-confidence.

It's self!

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 3:22
Shocking Number Of Gen Z’ers Are Bringing Mommy & Daddy To Job Interviews

I have.

They drove their son to an interview with a law firm and were apparently planning to go in with him.  They way I yelled at my friend, the father, perhaps kept them from going in.  But the kid blew it off himself within five minutes, by the sound of it.

Father blames it on the wife.  Maybe, but when it comes right down to it, I blame it on the kids.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 8:25
US Intelligence Community Assessed That Massive US Attack ‘Unlikely’ To Oust Iranian Regime: WaPo

See, I skipped right over the WaPo part.

Even Tyler knows better than to credit WaPo with anything but syphilis.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 5:01
US Intelligence Community Assessed That Massive US Attack ‘Unlikely’ To Oust Iranian Regime: WaPo

Meaningless drivel.

And Germany would choose itself another Fuhrer and Japan will chose itself another emperor and the democrats will chose themselves another idiot.

Well, Germany didn't choose itself another Fuhrer because we didn't allow it.  We did allow Japan to keep its emperor, yet the Japanese were amenable to a very different system than had put them in the war.  The democrats are still spiraling down into the sewer, I don't know how far down they go before starting back up.

Iran?  Dunno.  Unfortunately doesn't look like they can do it on their own.  They are going to need a little guidance, and help, and execution of enough jihadi mullahs to focus their attention on the future.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 1:28
Trump Vows To Hit ‘Loser’ Iran ‘Very Hard’ As Pezeshkian Apologizes To Gulf Even As IRGC Attacks Expand

We get bigger mushroom clouds on the refineries in Los Angeles once or twice a year just because.

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I Write Code
Mar 08, 2026 12:00
Are Vessels Starting To Identify As “Chinese” To Transit Hormuz Chokepoint

Just brick it up permanently.

Then hire Gavin Newsom to come and build a high speed rail to Pakistani ports.

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I Write Code
Mar 07, 2026 11:57
Iran’s New Supreme Leader To Be Chosen Within 24 Hours: State Media

The Aztecs had it right, you're king for four years, then they cut out your heart and eat it.

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Mar 07, 2026 11:23
Iran’s New Supreme Leader To Be Chosen Within 24 Hours: State Media

Short straw is the new ayatollah.

Second place has to shave his entire head.