Hail Spode

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Young Spode was a model of physical and spiritual perfection. He was once expelled from the Mensa Society for talking over the heads of the other members. By the age of 30 he became a multimillionaire, but gave it all away so that he would not be tied down with material pursuits. Ten years after this, as a penniless 40 year old man, he fell in love with and seduced into marriage a super model 20 years his junior. They now have two children who are destined to be mistaken for gods, or sentenced to a long stint in prison, depending on how it goes.

Currently Mr. Spode enjoys writing, searching for metaphysical truth, and sparring with Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer (at the same time).

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