Orc from Mordor

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Well well well... born in Mordor of course, been drinking vodka since the first day of my life, playing with my pet bears. Somehow launched the first sattelite into space, then the first man. All that after drinking ever so much vodka, of course. Never thought that one can be a bankster's slave for one's life long because one wants a place to live: our Mordor provided us with that free of charge. Many other things I could tell, but it's too long. Well... Once, "during a moment of mental apparition" I decided to learn English. People ask why? Why learn the language of sodomites, pig-molesters and child-fuckers? I dun know... probably I wonder if you have just a bit of anything human about yourselves, so it's kinda sientific interest. Maybe I'll write a book some day, something like "Human features of the people who inhabited what is now Strait of Stalin". Have a nice day!

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