Peter Royce Clayon da Turd

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If I told you anything about me, it would be forwarded to one of those data tracking companies. Then they would be hacked by a 14yo Russian who would sell the data to the nefarious Shui Fong. They making a deal with the Chinese government turn over the information which would than fall into the hands of the Hui the next time they attack a Chinese intel facility. This is where I get fu**ed. They would in turn share my biography with the Wahhabis in eastern Yemen who have a price on my head. So you see, I must withhold a biography.
PS- I like orange Gatorade and Bridge Mixture!

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