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The Week That Was: July 22nd - 26th 2013

Succinctly summarizing the positive and negative news, data, and market events of the week...

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Miracle On NYSE - 150 Point Vert Ramp Closes Dow Green

It seems there was only one thing on the minds of the machines today - get us green (on the day and the week). Following ugliness in Asia overnight, US equity markets were sliding into the open and so cash markets opened gap down. Good-is-bad confidence data legged us down one more time leaving the Dow down over 140 points but as Europe closed things started to pick up (apart from volume). By the close, equity markets had managed an almost perfectly linear liftathon back to unchanged leaving the Dow also unchanged on the week. As we tweeted:



Do you believe in miracles? Away from stocks, Bonds ended the week notably higher in yield (10Y +8bps), JPY signficantly higher on the week (+2.5%), USD down 1.2%, Gold and Silver up 2.8% on the week, and WTI down 3% (ending under $105).

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JPMorgan To Exit Physical Commodity Business

After weeks of emptying of their Gold vaults and making headlines in recent days over their oligolopolization of commodity warehousing, it seems the threat of a probe has excited Blythe and her colleagues to dump while the dumping is good:


Options include sale, spin-off, or strategic partnership as they re-confirm that they are "fully committed to traditional banking activities," as they look to drop the holdings of commodities assets and the physical trading business. We can only assume that "physical commodities" include the company's extensive inventories of tungsten (as well as the vault housing it), and not so extensive stores of gold and silver. That said, we are confident that the collapse in represented (but not warranted) JPM Comex gold vault holdings to a record low, and this news is completely unrelated.

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Getting Divorced? 'Equitable' Does Not Mean 'Equal'

When people get divorced, a major determinant of the division of marital property depends upon the state they live/file in. Nine states (AZ, CA, ID, LO, NV, NM, TX, WA, WI) use a community property approach, which usually results in an equal distribution of property acquired and income earned during the marriage (but excluding gifts, inheritances, and property owned before the marriage). The other 41 states use equitable distribution, although,  in many, there is a legal presumption of 50-50 unless the facts and circumstances suggest something else. In any case, as JPMorgan's CIO Michael Cembalest notes, “equitable” is not always interpreted to mean “equal”, given judicial discretion based on each state’s statutory factors considered when dividing marital property.

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For The Next Fed Head, Obama Seems To Be Choosing Between A Yawn And A Hiss

Based on media reports over the past few weeks, there are two clear front-runners in the competition to be named Ben Bernanke’s successor as Fed chairman. Current Vice Chair Janet Yellen sits in one corner, former Treasury Secretary and National Economic Council (NEC) Director Larry Summers in the other corner, and pundits are actively placing their bets. Yellen is "soft-spoken, even-tempered, 100% mainstream academic economist who boils the world down to simplistic concepts," so similarities between Bernanke and Yellen are far stronger than the differences. A hand off from one to the other would be about as eventful as a rainy day in Seattle. Compared to Yellen, Summers has a longer history as a heavyweight policymaker but as Charles Ferguson wrote, “rarely has one individual embodied so much of what is wrong with economics, with academe, and indeed with the American economy." And that’s what it seems to be coming down to: a choice between a yawn and a hiss. Why not appoint someone with a track record of getting things right, you ask? Well, that would require a culture of accountability in the White House. Does anyone remember when we last had that?

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Former IMF Head To Be Tried For Aggravated Pimping

While this story is not Friday humor, it may explain the preponderance of "erect hockeystick" formations in IMF's legacy projection charts. Former IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn is no stranger to sexual scandal - in fact Anthony Weiner may learn a thing or two from the man who once upon a time was said would be France's next president. However, being charged with "aggravated pimping" may be a new low even for DSK, or new high if in the New Normal it is finally 50 Cent who sets ethical and moral standards. The reason for the lawsuit is that during numerous sex parties which DSK had attended in various cities over the years, there were prostitutes also present, often times in groups.

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Welcome To Jiangsu, China's Flashing Red Canary-In-The-Coalmine

We've discussed Jiangsu before (dead pigs, TBTF Solar companies, and bird flu) but the Chinese province (that is big enough to be a Top 20 global economy with GDP greater than that of G-20 member Turkey and 79 million people) is on the brink of collapse under the weight of its own debt (cough Detroit cough). As China's leaders attempt to rein in over-capacity industries, tamp-down residential real-estate bubbles, and generally unwind "...the greatest misallocation of capital the world has ever seen, which was China’s 2009 stimulus," Jiangsu stands head-and-shoulders. With debt far higher than its peers, its mainstay industries (shipbuilding and solar panel manufacture) drowning in over-capacity, and massive 'empty' property developments now starved of funding, Jiangsu "can potentially pose a systemic and macro economic risk to the country."

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Here's What Happens When A Central Bank Goes Bust

Over the past several decades, people around the world have become so brainwashed that few people really give much thought anymore to the safety of their currency. It’s not something people really understand... there’s apparently some Wizard of Oz type figure at the top of the hill pulling all the levers of the monetary system. And we just trust them to be good guys. This power rests primarily in the hands of four men who control roughly 75% of the entire world money supply. So, how are they doing?

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The USU MicroCap Berserker Algo Is Back

Earlier this week we showed what happens when a momentum ignition algo goes berserk in microcap USEC Inc (USU). We are happy to announce that the stock which has become a microcosmic representation of all that is broken with emarket, is back at it, and the algo which doubled the stock in minutes on Monday, is back and desperate to ignite enough momentum to stop all out upside orders as well as all open shorts (the shorts in the name doubled in the week ended 7/15 to 25% of the float).

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Europe's Best (And Worst) Week Of The Year

European financial stocks had their best week of the year - jumping an impressive 6.2% on the week and over 10% in the last two - as once again 'Europe is fixed' (except credit markets don't seem as enthused). At the same time as this exuberance is taking place, Germany's DAX and Switzerland's SMI saw almost their worst weeks of the year (down 1% and 1.7% respectively). The week was very oddly dispersed with Spain, Portugal, and Greece (up 5%, 4%, and 3%) having an incredible rip while the broad-based Bloomberg Europe 500 (Europe's S&P) dropping 0.25%. Bond markets were just as enthused with Portugal, Spain, and Italy continuing their un-Taper rallies (spreads down 49bps, 20bps, and 15bps respectively). All of this as the EUR strengthened, composite PMI peeked over the 50 mark, French unemployment hit a record high and Italian bad loans surged to a new record. Schrodinger has moved from China to Europe it would seem...


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Guest Post: Drone Technology Gets Energized

Only a decade ago, drones were the purview of the military, but today we are realizing the commercial potential of this technology and the numerous cost-cutting applications for the oil and gas industry in the future. For everything from exploration and pipeline leak detection to oil spill clean-up assistance, drones are poised to become a necessity rather than luxury. First, let’s just clarify: Drone is just another name for robot, but what we’re talking about here is the Predator-style, unmanned aerial vehicle—maybe a bit smaller, and certainly not weaponized. It turns out that drones have a number of applications that don’t involve annoying Pakistan by launching bombing raids from across the border in Afghanistan, or sending them out to spy in Iranian airspace (and sometimes getting caught).

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Holder To Russia: Trust Us, We Won't Kill (or Torture) Snowden

In a brief two-page letter (below) to Russia's Minister of Justice, AG Holder offers to graciously allow Edward Snowden to return to the US promising that he will be neither tortured ("Torture is unlawful in the US") nor put to death ("The charges he faces do not carry that possibility.") Holder's plea ends on a hopeful note that he believes "these assurances eliminated grounds for Mr. Snowden's asylum." We are sure Snowden (and the Russians) feel better already. On a sidenote, we were surprised a Dreamliner was not offered as means of transport just to ensure his safe arrival.

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RANsquawk Weekly Wrap - 26th July 2013

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Gold/Silver Tanked, Stocks Spanked, USD Bid Yanked

S&P 500 futures just lost the lows of yesterday's session on heavier than average volume. JPY is well bid breaking back under 98 against the USD. Despite USD weakness, gold and silver just got monkey-hammered down 1% in a minute. But US Treasuries are stoically rising above this tempest in a teapot and tracking sideways (for now). Oh, and AMZN is up 1% (makes perfect sense).

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A Warning About The Dangers Of Central Planning And Moral Hazard By... Ben Bernanke

... Well, not today's Ben Bernanke of course - a far more honest version of the current Fed Chairman, one speaking before the New York Chapter of the National Association for Business Economics, on October 15, 2002.

"I worry about the effects on the long-run stability and efficiency of our financial system if the Fed attempts to substitute its judgments for those of the market."

So do we Ben.

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