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Guest Post: Pressure Cookers, Backpacks And Quinoa, Oh My!

It was a confluence of magnificent proportions that led six agents from the joint terrorism task force to knock on my door Wednesday morning. Little did we know our seemingly innocent, if curious to a fault, Googling of certain things was creating a perfect storm of terrorism profiling. Because somewhere out there, someone was watching. Someone whose job it is to piece together the things people do on the internet raised the red flag when they saw our search history. All I know is if I’m going to buy a pressure cooker in the near future, I’m not doing it online. I’m scared. And not of the right things.

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Those Hard(ly) Working French

Just four months ago, the CEO of Titan International laid down some ugly truthiness on the dismal realities in the united socialist states of France. It was not well-received by the French. But it seems we have been too hasty with our prognostications on the hard-working (or hardly working) French. As Reuters reports, despite France's move to a 35-hour week (a flagship of the socialist government) a decade ago, French workers put in an 'astounding' 39.5 hours a week in 2011. While management complain that these policies have bloated labor costs and hurt their ability to compete globally (as Taylor argued), "this is the problem of France. It's cut in half. Half the French are working like madmen to make up for the other half who stick to their hours." But just for some context, this rise in French (average) working hours, leaves them ranked 21st in terms of hours worked per week out of the 27 states that comprised European Union in 2011.

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Bank Of America Reveals Pending DOJ Civil Charges Against It, Merrill Lynch

Lurking deep in the just filed Bank of America 10-Q (alongside data on its quarterly trading acumen which as usual made a mockery of random statistical probability distribution with just 7 days of losses and profits on 57) is this nugget which shows BAC's litigation expenses may be set to surge once more.

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The Most Important Number In The Entire U.S. Economy

There is one vitally important number that everyone needs to be watching right now, and it doesn't have anything to do with unemployment, inflation or housing.  If this number gets too high, it will collapse the entire U.S. financial system.

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Quote Of The Day From An "Accountable, Transparent" Goldman Sachs

Today's quote of the day from Goldman Sachs spokesman Michael DuVally, who in the aftermath of the Fab Tourre verdict, had this to say.

"As a firm, we remain focused on being more transparent, more accountable, and more responsive to the needs of our clients."

That pretty much sums up everything one needs to know about the new normal.

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Trannies Top; Bonds Bottom; Credit Crumbling

Trannies 3.3% gain today is the best in 20 months - which makes perfect sense given that WTI crude prices are also spiking 2.7% breaking back above $108 (and XOM biggest miss on earnings in forever). Treasuries continue to suffer with 7Y worst - up an stunning 14bps on the day (its biggest jump in a month) as 30Y breaks above 2013 high yields. Credit markets disconnected from equity markets new reality and ended the day wider (as once again credit tracked rates - which does not bode well for stock valuations since it is clearly not a move based on growth). Considerable USD strength across all the majors, gold/silver modestly lower, Oil and copper surging. All-time record highs for the S&P and Dow. BTFATH

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Domestic Car Sales Miss, Biggest Drop In 9 Months

Another example of the unintended consequence of a taper-growth-rotation rise in interest rates? Who knows, but yet another pillar of the 'recovery' just started to crack... Where's Phil LeBeau, when we need him the most, to tell us how great this?

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Unfabulous Fab: Tourre Found "Liable" In Defrauding Investors

Someone is going to face the music after all. It seems the SEC has its mid-level (non-executive) crisis scapegoat:


Tourre has been found guilty on 6 of the 7 cases - we await news on the financial penalties. Perhaps more critically, this finding (in favor of the SEC) may open the door for more lawsuits against Goldman with regard similar transactions.

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Long Dated Bonds Surge To 3.77% - 2 Year Highs

Equities appear to be celebrating the bond market's rapid collapse today but there are already unintended consequences. With the entire complex seeing yields spike the most in a month (cracking back above yesterday's post-FOMC spike highs), 30Y yields have broken to new two-year high levels at 3.77%. As rates rise, issuers are struggling. Whether it is because of Detroit concerns or the sell-off in bonds, Michigan's Genesee County just pulled its $53mm muni offering  as "investors wanted a much higher interest rate than the county wanted to pay." The offering didn't attract buyers for a 29-year bond, the longest maturity in the deal, at an interest rate or 5.34%. Perhaps they should have issued stock?

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Guest Post: Why Oil Could Move Higher... Much Higher

The conventional wisdom of the moment is that a weakening global economy will push the cost of commodities such as oil down as demand stagnates. This makes perfect sense in terms of physical supply and demand, but this ignores the consequences of financial demand and capital flows. The total financial wealth sloshing around the world is approximately $160 trillion. If some relatively modest percentage of this money enters the commodity sector (and more specifically, oil) as a low-risk opportunity, this flow would drive the price of oil higher on its own, regardless of end-user demand and deflationary forces. If we grasp that financial demand is equivalent to end-user demand, we understand why oil could climb to $125/barrel or even higher despite a physical surplus.

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The J.C.Petanic: Why Are All These Executives Bailing The Sinking Retailer?

There have been 10 senior-level management departures since Ron Johnson left the company in April. As Citi notes, the current state of the business is making it difficult for JCP to attract management talent and without a turnaround team, there is no turnaround. Key positions that remain vacant include Chief Marketing Officer, Chief Technology Officer, GMM of Home, and EVP, Real Estate. But apart from that, JCP is great...

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Furious White House Blasts Russian Asylum For Snowden

The U.S. is "extremely disappointed" in the move by Russia to grant 'temporary asylum' to Edward Snowden, White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters this morning. Carney appeared to add a threat, as the WSJ reports, he added that the Russian decision undermines law-enforcement cooperation between Moscow and Washington. Russia's decision also threatens to derail a planned September summit in Moscow between Obama and Putin (oh to be a fly on that wall), as Carney advised "we are evaluating the utility of a summit in light of this." Snowden's earlier comments that "over the past eight weeks we have seen the Obama administration show no respect for international or domestic law, but in the end the law is winning," did not help, adding that he thanks "the Russian Federation for granting  asylum in accordance with its laws and international obligations." US politicians see it a little differently, U.S. Sen. John McCain (R-A.Z.) called the move "a disgrace and a deliberate effort to embarrass the United States." Seems they are managing that all on their own.

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Court Kicks Berlusconi Trial Can: Confirms Conviction, Orders Review Of Political Ban

In what is a relatively surprising headline, the Italian court has decided to uphold Berlusconi's Mediaset Tax fraud conviction... but appears to have left the door open for some more fun and games...

  • Court confirms Berlusconi prison sentence (Reuters)

But, it would seem, we may just see him make a run at the PM spot once again (once he gets out of clink)...


Of course, his 'sex with an under-age person' trial remains...(along with its potential life-time ban)

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Guest Post: How America’s Working Stiffs Got Stiffed

The real wages of the typical working man in the US have gone down for the last 60 years. In terms of his time, his most important purchases are more expensive today than they were in 1950. How did American workers survive with lower real wages and higher living costs? First, they began to work longer hours. Wives went to work. Husbands worked a second job. Now Americans work more hours than any other group. Second, and most importantly from our point of view, they began to borrow. Aided, induced and bamboozled by the feds’ EZ credit policies... they went deep into debt to keep up with their own standards of living.

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