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JPM Settles Magnetar Charges Related To Misleading CDO Information With SEC For $153.6 Million

  • SEC TO HOLD CONFERENCE CALL TO DISCUSS ENFORCEMENT VS JP MORGAN
  • JP MORGAN TO PAY $153.6M TO SETTLE SEC CHARGES
  • JP MORGAN TO SETTLE SEC CHARGES ON MISLEADING IN CDO ON HOUSING
  • SEC CITES MISLEADING INVESTORS IN CDO TIED TO HOUSING MARKET
  • KHUZAMI: JPMORGAN FAILED TO DISCLOSE MAGNETAR'S ROLE, INTERESTS
  • KHUZAMI: JPMORGAN HAS REIMBURSED INVESTORS IN TAHOMA CDO
  • KHUZAMI SAYS SEC MISLED INVESTORS IN SQUARED CDO

Done and done. And now JPM is off the hook for ever and ever. In other news JPM made $153.6 million in profits since you clicked on this post. Of course, that's irrelevant as Bear Stearns will be stuck with the bill.

In other news, www.bangbus.com shares are surging on a rumor of an imminent $153.6 million investment from an unknown source



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Live Webcast From Syntagma Square: Summer Solstice/Vote Of Confidence Edition

Greek crowds which have already started to congregate at Syntagma square are probably not celebrating today's summer solstice. In fact, they are probably not celebrating anything, since after today's vote in which 155 ruling PASOK party members are expected to vote in favor of G-Pap's government reshuffle, all of them will end up far worse off than if they could merely devalue their currency and tell Europe's bankers and the ECB to shove it. Alas, courtesy of living in a quote unquote democracy, this vastly popular decision will likely never happen in a peaceful setting. So will today's latest protest session in front of the Parliament do anything to change an outcome which the market has already decided is certain and favorable? Below are is a live Greek webcast which may provide clues.



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Nigel Farage Explains Why Greece Must Be Allowed To Default

On the day when the flawed euro experiment will get its first popular pseudo-referendum, it is only logical that prominent euroskeptic Nigel Farage would sound off on how he sees things for Greece, Europe and the currency union, and why he believes the current situation is nothing short of slavery: "Listen to Borges state: "We really believe that many of the current problems result from incomplete integration. In the process of developing monetary union like the United States, which is a fully integrated monetary union, you have obstacles that magnify the problem." What he seems to forget is that final fiscal and monetary union in the US only happened after the then bloodiest war in history, in a country that was already united by language law and customs. It is extraordinary that the IMF is suggesting that this economic crisis is in any way synonymous with what was happening in the US in the 1840s. The only slavery here is of the people to the Eurocrats dream. For without democratic control, we are left with something akin to slavery."



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Guest Post: Existing Home Sales Reflect Balance Sheet Recession

Not surprising existing home sales for May fell to 4.81 million units which is now resuming it's downtrend after brief upticks that were caused by government incentive programs that dragged forward future existing home sales. As the consumer has begun to deleverage their household balance sheet both new and existing home sales have decreased. High unemployment, concerns about current employment, stagnant wage growth and uncertainty about future economic conditions weigh on the consumptive attitudes of the consumer...The NAR believes, and continues to hope, that May will prove to be the year's bottom for the housing sector. They will be wrong as they were last year as well, oh, and the year before as the balance sheet recession continues and consumers hunker down to regain stability in a weak economic environment that will continue to plague the housing market for some time to come.



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ES Force Ramped Above 150 DMA, At 10 Points Divergence To Risk Basket

Today's ramp in stocks, courtesy of the ES, was purely an attempt to force technical short covering at the 150 DMA which was just retaken, as was the April 18 swing low, as well as 1.44 on the EURUSD. Yet on the other hand, the dispersion between ES and the broader risk index is now at a 2 day wide, or about 10 S&P points. It seems that stocks are once again doing their headless chicken dance certain that either the Greek vote of confidence will pass, or Bernanke will announce QE3 tomorrow, or both, while everything else is reacting in a far more subdued. The two technicals heading into the close will be the push to close the spread on one hand, and the ongoing short covering from the 150 DMA on the other, as well as the second consecutive day in a row with a 150 pip move higher in the EURUSD on Chinese buying.



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Internal IMF Audit Finds Bailout Fund Has Zero Credibility

While the fact that its former head is an alleged rapist caught some by surprise, the observation that the IMF has no credibility whatsoever has been well known for a long time by all market skeptics. It is therefore gratifying to discover that the IMF's own internal audit committee has just concluded that the International Bailout Fund is full of it: "policy conclusions from International Monetary Fund research don’t always follow the underlying analysis, thereby potentially harming the institution’s reputation, according to an internal audit. “Many staff indicated that they often felt pressure to align their conclusions with IMF views,” the institution’s Independent Evaluation Office said in a report released today." And not only is the IMF lying, it also happens to be incompetent: "The office found that from 1999 until 2008 the “relevance” of research was hampered by insufficient consultation with the topic countries, the evaluation office said in a statement. The technical quality of working, regional and background papers was “quite uneven,” the study found." The culprit: the IMF's endless brown-nosing to Ben Bernanke: "An audit released in February found IMF economists missed signs of fragility that led to the 2008 financial collapse, partly because agency staff were “in awe of” monetary authorities in the U.S. and other major economies." We can't wait for the Tweet pics released from the tete-a-tete sessions behind close doors between Bernanke and "in awe of" Lagarde.



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LaVorgna Was Most Bullish On Today's Economic Data, As Usual

If permabullishness is contaguious, Joe LaVorgna may well be typhoid Mary, with the distinction that the LaVorg exhibits all the symptoms and then some.



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Guest Post: The Death of Demand - The Post-Consumer Debt Economy

The Federal Reserve is playing a game of Pretend: Let's pretend that if interest rates are near-zero, we'll always be able to borrow more. Hey, what's a trillion dollars at zero interest? You and I could make the interest-only payments each month, because they're zero. But shoving "free money" into banks and Wall Street doesn't filter down to John Q. Citizen: it simply incentivizes massive speculation in stocks, commodities, seaside resorts, empty cities in China, you name it. This is the basis of the current stock, bond and commodities booms in the global economy: push trillions of dollars in "free money" to financial players, and guess what, that hot money flows out seeking a fat return. The Keynesians and other economists have no ideas for confronting the reality of a post-consumerist debt economy and society. Like frenzied rats in a cage, they only have one lever to push to release the cocaine-laced pellets, and so they've been pushing it for 40 years. Now they're hitting the bar with frantic energy, hoping the crazed and addled rats around them can dredge up some "demand" for more pellets to "consume." But the consumer-rats are bloated and lethargic; they've consumed so much debt-drug that they're near death. Like a star which has expanded and now cannot maintain its grand state, the debt-based consumerist economy is now poised to experience a supernova implosion.



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Market Surges After Existing Home Sales Drop, Print At 4.81MM On Expectations Of 4.80MM

More lies from the discredited, conflicted and data manipulating NAR which for some stunning reason continues to move the market, even more paradoxically after the existing home sales number came at 4.81 million on expectations of 4.80 million: if there ever was a Gargantuan beat of expectations, this is it. But courtesy of a prior downward revision which took down the April number from 5.05 million to 5.00 million, the decline was 3.8% instead of the expected 5.0%. Total housing inventory at the end of May fell 1.0 percent to 3.72 million existing homes available for sale, which represents a 9.3-month supply4 at the current sales pace, up from a 9.0-month supply in April. Somehow this sends futures up nearly half a percent. And from the master of mendacity, the one and only Larry Yun, the weakness was due to "Spiking gasoline prices along with widespread severe weather hurt house shopping in April, leading to soft figures for actual closings in May." Obviously there is never a simple explanation for deteriorating economic data such as people don't actually have money...



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Do Deteriorating US Demographcs Predict 10%+ On The 10 Year?

Courtesy of GTAA's latest fixed income update, we wanted to present a curious chart which looks at the correlation between US social demographics (in this case, the ratio of retirees to savers) and the 10 year yield. As the chart demonstrates, the two data series have a strong correlation of 0.91 since 1960, and based on predicted social dynamics, corroborated by various independent budgeting organizations, the demographic ratio is expected to continue growing at the current rate and hit highs last seen in 1981. The obvious question: does this mean that the 10 year, now once again close to all time record low yields, will follow through and revert to 1980 Paul Volcker levels, or will the Fed attempt to offset not only the impact of the business cycle and record systemic leverage, but also take on nature and aging directly?



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Guest Post: Goldman's Disinformation Campaign: Drilling Down Into The Documents

Goldman's business model is designed around the exploitation of secrecy. Secrecy is organizing principle that governs modern credit markets. Credit default swaps, privately placed structured securitizations (e.g. CDOs), and hedge funds have all flourished-- they dominate the debt markets--because they are all designed to exploit secrecy. They all create extraordinary profits by keeping the rest of us in the dark. So in late 2006, if you wanted to find out what was happening in this newly created synthetic RMBS market, you couldn't find out much of anything. You couldn't find out anything about who bought or sold any CDO, or what was in any CDO, or how any CDO performed, unless Goldman or some other CDO underwriter deemed you sufficiently worthy of their selective disclosures. You couldn't learn anything from the sales or trading activity of mortgage bonds, because the related trading in credit default swaps was kept hidden beneath the surface. You didn't know anything about the trading activity related to the ABX indices, since that, also, was kept secret. And since the privately-held company that owned the ABX, CDS IndexCo LLC, operated in total secrecy, and since the privately-held company that published the price of the ABX, Markit Group Limited , operated in total secrecy, you had no way of knowing the extent to which the price of the ABX was manipulated through round-tripping, side deals with synthetic CDOs, or anything else. The only thing you knew, your only link to the illusory "reality " of market sentiment, was the quoted price of the ABX. And you might happen to know that the Chairman of CDS IndexCo was Brad Levy, a managing director at Goldman, which, along with a handful of other banks, controlled CDS IndexCo and Markit Group. Both the FCIC and the Levin subcommittee disclosed a wealth of information that others with a more skeptical bent can scrutinize in depth. This information poses a direct challenge to Goldman's dissembling, and to the moral hazard of access journalism, which is no substitute for the full transparency of a free and open marketplace of ideas.



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SEC Charges Muddy Waters, Carson Block In Stock Manipulation Ring

Update: As expected, this is a hoax. Someone is very pissed with the Muddy Waters boys.

Instead of taking another long hard look at its own practices, following the blow up of the biggest ponzi scheme since Madoff, the SEC has decided to instead target.... Carson Block and Muddy Waters. "The Securities and Exchange Commission has charged Carson Block and Muddy Waters LLC in a stock manipulation ring that allegedly published false information, causing a drop in the market prices of at least three stocks and generated more than $240.2 million in illicit profits when they sold shares short then repurchased the shares after a significant decline on the market." Bottom line - in Communist Amerika, if you publish research that is proven true, and profit on it, you are a criminal. That said, there is a chance this could be a hoax as it is only hosted by Briefing Wire, so take it with a pinch of salt: it very well could be the work product of a former buy or sell-side Chinese forest "analyst" with a lot of free time on their hands.



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The Following Sino Forest Sell-Side Analysts Should Be Terminated Immediately

As we pointed out the day after we broke the news that Paulson is about to suffer a historic loss on the Sino Forest Chinese fraud (a loss that has now been realized), the Paulson analyst who suggested this humiliating investment for the man who is now best known for hiring Paolo Pellegrini, have long since seen the pink slip. The story however does not end there: below we present again the sell side analysts who had Buy and Outperform ratings on what is now the biggest financial ponzi fraud since Madoff. In order to protect the reputation of such host firms as Raymond James, Dundee Securities, TD Newcrest, Credit Suisse, RBC, BMO and Scotia Capital, we urge the management teams to immediately terminate the following sell-side "analysts" whose work on TRE.TO was nothing but piggybacking on groupthink, doing absolutely no actual due diligence, costing clients billions in losses, and whose names will now forever be enshrined in the pantheon of "most worthless sellside analysts" ever.



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Bill Gross: "College Is Worthless"

A few weeks ago we pointed out what may be the most troubling (and Marxist) observation in America's labor arena, namely that the labor's share of national income has dropped to the lowest in history as a record number of Americans now focus on wealth creation through assets (i.e. owners of capital) instead of labor. In his just released latest letter (below) Bill Gross piggybacks on this observation in what is one of the most scathing notes blasting the traditional of higher education, and in essence claiming that college, as means of perpetuating a broken employment status quo whcih redirect labor to a now-expiring Wall Street labor model, is now worthless: "The past
several decades have witnessed an erosion of our manufacturing base in
exchange for a reliance on wealth creation via financial assets. Now,
as that road approaches a dead-end cul-de-sac via interest rates that
can go no lower, we are left untrained, underinvested and overindebted
relative to our global competitors.
The precipitating
cause of our structural employment break is both internal neglect and
external competition. Blame us. Blame them. There’s plenty of blame to
go around." And why college graduates have only a 6 digit loan to look forward to: "American citizens and its universities have experienced an ivy-laden ivory tower for the past half century. Students, however, can no longer assume that a four year degree will be the golden ticket to a good job in a global economy that cares little for their social networking skills and more about what their labor is worth on the global marketplace." And some very bad news for the communists in the White House and the chimpanzees in the San Francisco Fed who continue to believe that unemployment is anything but structural: "The “golden” days are over, and it’s time our school and jobs “daze” comes to an end to be replaced by programs that do more than mimic failed establishment policies favoring Wall as opposed to Main Street."



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Daily US Opening News And Market Re-Cap: June 21

Anticipation of the Greek government passing through today's confidence vote successfully witnessed a re-emergence of risk-appetite in early European trade. This provided support to EUR during the session, witnessed strength in equities, and Eurozone 10-year government bond yield spreads narrowed across the board. However, EUR/USD did come under some pressure following much worse than expected German ZEW survey results, whereas Euribor futures received support after the ECB allotted higher than expected amount in its weekly refinancing operation. In other news, GBP weakened following dovish comments from BoE's Fisher, who said that further quantitative easing is still an option. Moving forward, markets look ahead to existing home sales data, allied with API inventories figures from the US later. In fixed income, another Fed's Outright Treasury Coupon Purchase operation in the maturity range of Dec'16-May'18, with a purchase target of USD 4-5bln is scheduled for later in the session. Moreover, any comments pertaining to the Greek debt situation or the vote of confidence will be keenly watched.



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