Tyler Durden's picture

As Consumer Confidence Surges In The US, It Plummets By Largest Amount In 19 Years In UK

Even as the conference board reported that US consumer confidence recently surged to fresh multi-year highs, on who knows what: presumably the fact that ever more Americans are happy that Ben Bernanke can manipulate the stock market higher, it has continued to plunge in the UK, a country which is identical to ours, except for all the pervasive data manipulation. As Bloomberg reports, "Polling firm GfK NOP Friday said its headline measure of consumer confidence fell to -29 in January from -21 in December to reach its lowest level in 22 months." And more: "According to GfK's survey, consumers became significantly more pessimistic about the outlook for the economy in the coming 12 months, much more downbeat about their personal financial prospects, and much more reluctant to make major purchases. "January's eight point drop represents an astonishing collapse in consumer confidence," said Nick Moon, managing director of GfK NOP Social Research. "In the 35 years since the index began, confidence has only slumped this much on six occasions, the last being in the midst of the 1992 recession." And all this happened even before snow caused the UK economy to enter official stagflation. This is simply an advance indication of what will happen in the US once the Fed stops monetizing in June (which it won't), and when the last remnants of the latest bout of fiscal stimulus finally disappear. Unfortunately the government's recent attempt to break the oil price surge, which is the biggest black eye in its attempt to reflate, will fail spectacularly once Egypt formally revolts at some point over the next 6-12 hours.



Tyler Durden's picture

Today's Economic Data Highlights

The preliminary take on fourth-quarter growth, employment costs, and consumer confidence….And just in case greater inventory accumulation for the GDP report is not sufficient to get stocks higher, there will be a $7-9 billion monetization of 02/15/2018 – 11/15/2020 bonds.



RANSquawk Video's picture

RANsquawk European Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 28/01/11

RANsquawk European Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 28/01/11



Tyler Durden's picture

IceCap Asset Management January View On Global Investment Markets: "70% Of Canadians"

Optimism is so important that Merrill Lynch, one of the oldest firms on Wall Street adopted a “bull” as their logo and the phrase “be bullish” as their mantra. [Editors note: despite Merrill Lynch’s best attempts of providing uplifting advice to America and the World, they’ll remain as one of the poster children for the 2008 market collapse. I guess being eternally bullish didn’t exactly workout for the mighty Merrill Lynch]. Ok, Merrill Lynch was obviously married to positive thinking. But should everyone on Wall Street be painted with the same brush? We’ll let the numbers speak for themselves as we examine the success of the professional World of economists.



Tyler Durden's picture

Egypt Shuts Down Internet And Text Messaging Ahead Of Million-Man Protests

Per assorted tweets from the country that is only second (but certainly not last) in experiencing first hand the Genocidal one's monetary policies, the Egyptian government has now effectively shut down the internet, text messaging and possibly land lines -link. This includes Facebook and Twitter. Ironically this act of desperation in Egypt which seeks to prevent the ongoing televising of the revolution, would be precisely the match that would set off America on a certain path to revolution: not ongoing banker rape, not Primary Dealers stealing from babies, not Greek president G-Pap robbing your wallet... merely a shutdown of Facebook and Twitter (and possibly cable) and 300 million well-armed American will promptly go apeshit.



Tyler Durden's picture

Illinois Supreme Court Puts Rahm Emanuel Back On Chicago Mayoral Ballot

And so Chicago politics continues in the good old fashion way. From the Illinois Supreme Court: "Given the record before us, it is simply not possible to find clearly erroneous the Board’s determination that the objectors failed to prove that the candidate had abandoned his Chicago residence. We therefore reverse the decision of the appellate court and affirm the decision of the circuit court, which confirmed the Board’s decision. So there will be no mistake, let us be entirely clear. This court’s decision is based on the following and only on the following: (1) what it means to be a resident for election purposes was clearly established long ago, and Illinois law has been consistent on the matter since at least the 19th Century; (2) the novel standard adopted by the appellate court majority is without any foundation in Illinois law; (3) the Board’s factual findings were not against the manifest weight of the evidence; and (4) the Board’s decision was not clearly erroneous."



Tyler Durden's picture

M2 Surges By Biggest Weekly Amount Since 2008 As It Hits Fresh All Time Record

Desperation kitchen sink anyone? The M2, which up until now was merely diagonal, is about to go parabolic. In the week ending 1/17/2011, Seasonally Adjusted M2 surged by $46.6 billion, the biggest weekly increase in the broadest tracked monetary aggregate (ever since the cost-cutting associated with discontinuing the M3) since 2008. One look at the chart below indicates precisely what is fueling the endless market ramp. Furthermore, for those who realize there is a 93% correlation between M2 and gold, we would certainly recommend putting on the M2/Gold convergence trade on.



Tyler Durden's picture

Yes, Amazon Does Blame The Weather For Weak European Sales

And there you have it: blame that shocker of a non-recurring event known as snow in December. Someone should explain to Jeff Bezos that Amazon benefits from record snowfalls. It sure would inspire some confidence in shareholders if the CEO actually knew that he was running an online retailer. Did someone dissolve crazy pills and forget to tell us about it? When will someone finally blame fiscal and monetary policy (all QE1, Lite and 2 of it), for one-time, non-recurring $4.5 trillion in stimulus? We dread to imagine what Stay Puft marshmallow man will materialize if it ever snows on the Abominable Chairman's printers...



Tyler Durden's picture

Sarkozy Goes Postal On Jamie Dimon, Says Bankers Made World Into Madhouse

"The world has paid with tens of millions of unemployed, who
were in no way to blame and who paid for everything. It caused a lot of anger. Too much is too much. The world was stupefied to see one of five biggest U.S. banks collapse like a house of cards. We saw that for the last 10 years, major institutions in which we thought we could trust had done things which had nothing to do with simple common sense. That's what happened... There is an ocean between flexibility and the scandal we saw.  So if people present me as obsessed with regulation,
it's because there is a need for regulation. I don't contest the principle of securitisation, but when
one offshore country guaranteed 700 times its GDP, are we in the
market economy or in a madhouse?
Bonuses don't bother me, provided there are also ...
draw-downs when there are losses. When things don't work, you
can never find anyone responsible. Those who got bumper bonuses
for seven years should have made losses in 2008 when things
collapsed.
" - Nicolas Sarkozy



Tyler Durden's picture

Chris Martenson Interview With Jim Rogers: Why Inflation Is Raging Worldwide And He's Shorting US Treasury Bonds

"I see more inflation and more currency turmoil as we go forward. There are huge debt imbalances in the world. U.S. is the largest debtor nation in the world and all the assets are in Asia. The largest creditors in the world are China, Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore – this is where the assets are and the debts are in the West. Those imbalances have to be resolved. They frequently lead to more currency turmoil. We’ll see more inflation, we’ll see more governments fall. We just saw Tunisia fall – more are coming because the world is going to continue to have these problems, and especially inflation that is going to cause more social unrest."



Tyler Durden's picture

Goodnight Amazon: World's Most Overhyped Retailer Misses Top Line

All one can say is oops. That margin compression sure does suck:

Q4 EPS USD 0.91 vs. Exp. USD 0.88

Q4 net sales USD 12.95bln vs. Exp. USD 13.03bln

Net sales are expected to be between $9.1 billion and $9.9 billion, or
to grow between 28% and 39% compared with first quarter 2010

Operating income is expected to be between $260 million and $385
million

We have yet to see snow being blamed for the After Hour stock collapse



Tyler Durden's picture

Presenting The Companies Most Exposed To A Slowdown In Government Spending

Following the release of the yesterday's revised CBO projections, we, together with anyone with half a brain, were stunned by the ridiculous assumption that somehow the US government can grow its revenue by 50% (!) in the span of 3 years. Since absent a wholesale increase in taxes, which won't happen ahead of the Obama presidential elections, this has a snowball's chance in happening, the only recourse to the government is to cut spending. But where? Most major governmental expenditures are non-discretionary, yet spending has to be cut... Which brings us to the topic of this post: most likely the biggest sacrificial lamb will be companies on the dole of not only the US government, but certainly foreign governments (where unlike in the US, austerity is rampaging without mercy). Courtesy of data prepared by Lehman's (now Barclays after the Blue Light special rushed purchase of Lehman NA in bankruptcy court) Matt Rothman we present the companies whose revenues are comprised at least 50% of sales to governments, both foreign and domestic.



Tyler Durden's picture

The Global Revolution Is Accelerating - Mike Krieger Explains

My generation is coming into its own and we don’t buy the bull shit of our parents’ generation. We don’t believe in Democrat or Republican. We don’t believe in the system itself. We will be the ones making the decisions going forward. We will default on the astronomic promises our parents made to themselves. We will create an entirely new monetary and financial system. Real free-market capitalism will flourish, not this socialism for the rich garbage Obama loves so much. We will focus on doing good while doing well. Not because the government forces us to, rather because we are witness to and victims of this sick, twisted creation of our parents generation that celebrates total greed without the slightest concern of the consequences to others. - Mike Krieger



Tyler Durden's picture

$29 Billion 7 Year Auction Prices At 2.74%, 2.85 Bid To Cover

Today's $29 billion in 7 Year bonds closed at a 2.74% high yield (95.59% allotted at high), a slight drop from the 2.83% in December. The Bid To Cover was 2.85, a hair less than the 2.86 in December, and in line with the last 12 auction average of 2.875%. The auction came well inside of the When Issued, confirming the auction was much stronger than expected. As a result the entire bond complex has seen prices jump on the back of the very well accepted auction. Indirects, who have recently been skittish from left of the belly auctions showed some modest enthusiasm and bought up 42.2% of the auction, almost certainly to turn around and sell it in the open market, as the Fed is a 1:1 buyer for all gross issuance in 2011: i.e., the fact that Indirects taken down close to half is pretty much meaningless.



Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!