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Meet The Latest Country With Negative Rates

Let’s talk about idiots. Somewhere out there, some absurdly well-paid banker just placed his investors’ capital in yet another financial instrument which is guaranteed to lose money: Australian government debt. For the first time in Australia, every single one of the 47 bidders offered a price so high that it implies a negative interest rate. Sadly, there are plenty of similarities between today’s negative interest rates and the early 2000s housing bubble. Only a fool believes that this time is different.



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US Rig Count Drops For Record 19th Week In A Row

Rig counts fell for a record 19th week in a row. Total rigs dropped 34 to 954 and oil rigs dropped 26 to 374. This means the total rig count drop is now greater than 50% - the fastest drop since 1986. Crude prices had slid into the rig count announcement and popped afterwards.



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The Changing World Of Work 5: "Human Robots" and High-Level Skills

The severe limitation of human robot jobs is that they rarely offer much opportunity to learn a wide variety of skills--precisely what enables us to create more value with our labor.



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Which Companies Paid The Most Income Tax In 2014

Apple's market capitalization of $730 billion may now be more than double that of Exxon Mobil, but when it comes to taxes paid to the US government, it's no contest: the company with record profitability that so many progressive hipsters adore and for whose products they line up with annual regularity is billions of dollars below its "fair" contribution to the US Treasury. Ironically, it is eclipsed by that other company that so many progressives love to hate: Exxon Mobil, which paid $4 billion more in tax than Apple, yet whose valuation has been cut by 15% over the past year as a result of the collapse in oil prices.



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President Obama And Italian PM Renzi Explain How "The Crisis Has Passed" - Live Feed

President Obama and Italian PM Matteo Renzi have been deep in discussion for minutes... here's the press conference...



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European Sovereigns Have Worst Week In 5 Years, Stocks Slump

As Grexit contagion spreads so European peripheral bond risk has surged. Portuguese, Italian, and Spanish risk has increased by the most since May 2010. It appears that the hope of "containment" in Europe via Q€ purchases is overwhelmed by the outflows - this was extremely evident in German markets today that saw 'someone' selling both bonds & stocks as Grexit fears rose. European stocks were all battered - the worst week of the year - with Germany worst as European VIX soared 5 to 25.05 - its biggest jump in 4 months.



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Is Saudi Arabia Setting The World Up For Major Oil Price Spike?

In order to maintain a grip on market share by pushing U.S. shale producers out of the market, Saudi Arabia (and OPEC) is willing to use up its spare capacity. That could lead to a price spike.



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Bloomberg Service Now Fully Restored

"Service has been fully restored. We experienced a combination of hardware and software failures in the network, which caused an excessive volume of network traffic. This led to customer disconnections as a result of the machines being overwhelmed. We discovered the root cause quickly, isolated the faulty hardware, and restarted the software. We are reviewing our multiple redundant systems, which failed to prevent this disruption."



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Is May 9 The Grexit Date?

Greek FinMin Varoufakis is meeting sovereign debt lawyer Lee Buchheit today, the ‘fairy godmother to finance ministers in distress’... The big questions concern not just the difference between on the one hand, economic issues and on the other, political ones. Syriza doesn’t have the mandate to take Greece out of the eurozone. That is a huge point. But neither does it have the mandate to give in to the troika’s insistence on pensions cuts. At a certain moment, it may come down to what can be explained to the Greek people, and how well it can be explained. This explanation will almost certainly have to come after the fact, since holding a referendum pre-Grexit would carry far too much potential risk of uncontrolled demolition of the entire Greek economy and banking system.

 



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BofA "Explains" Why Optimistic Economist Forecasts Have Been So Wrong In The Past 5 Years

  • 2010: The first full year of the recovery was a growth recession with a collapse in inventories (after the restocking was complete), and continued private sector deleveraging.
  • 2011: There were a series of events, including the Japanese tsunami, spike in oil prices and US debt downgrade by S&P.
  • 2012: The crisis in the Eurozone intensified with concerns over a Greek exit and a breakup of the Eurozone. The policy response abroad was lackluster and there were concerns of another financial crisis.
  • 2013: The combination of the sequester, debt ceiling fight and government shutdown created an environment of heightened uncertainty and fiscal restraint.
  • 2014: The polar vortex delayed economic activity and led to a permanent loss of growth.
  • 2015: Rapid appreciation of the dollar and heightened uncertainty about the winners and losers from plunging oil prices has hurt growth. A small part of the weakness may be related to the weather and the dock strike.


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DAX Plunges Most In 4 Months, Bund 5 bps Away From Negative

DAX is plunging this morning, hitting news lows for the day, as the last 2 days have been the biggest drop in the Q€-juiced index since mid-December. At the same time, 10Y Bunds are seeing yields collapse to as low as 4.9bps...



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Stocks Slammed - Dow Tumbles 350 Points Into Red Year-To-Date

Well that escalated quickly...



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Consumers Love Higher Gas Prices: UMich Confidence Rises To 2nd Highest In 8 Years

Having fallen for the last two months, with stock prices back near record highs, many expected an exuberant bounce in UMich Consumer Sentiment and were not disappointed. In the face of rising gas prices, Consumers were loving it - UMich printed 95.9, beating expectations of 94.0 by the most since August, for the 2nd most exuberance since 2007. Current and futures expectations rose notably as consumers believe now is a good time buy a home, vehicle, ore major appliance more than ever.



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The IMF Admits The IMF's Forecast Of Blockbuster Greek GDP Growth May Be A Little High

IMF OFFICIAL: IMF'S GREEK ECONOMIC OUTLOOK NEEDS TO BE LOWERED

IMF MAY NEED NEW DEBT ANALYSIS ON GREECE, THOMSEN SAYS



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Chinese Stocks Are Still Crashing

While the Chinese are long to bed, futures continue to trade on their exuberant stock market... and it's going south in a hurry. As we noted earlier, the catalyst appears to be a regulatory decision to increase the number of 'shortable' securities (and follow-through from PBOC's day prior demands of brokers to monitor margin trading). Both of these actions were taken as 'signals' that policymakers may be getting nervous about the ebullient wealth creation... Chinese stock futures are now down almost 7% - the 2nd biggest drop in 7 years.



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