Porsche CEO Steps Down- VW Merger To Happen
Submitted by Travis on 07/23/2009 - 07:49Porsche and VW can not stop playing "Dynasty," finally "do the nasty" and merge.
Man Lives Without Money... Could You?
Submitted by Travis on 07/23/2009 - 07:15This man has managed to live without money... Could you?
Morgan Stanley's Stephen Roach: "A Rude Awakening"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 19:09The Vice Chairman of Morgan Stanley Asia destroys any last germinating green shoots.
"Green shoots are a very simplistic way to look at the world." Why is it no surprise that Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke came up with it.
Deep Thoughts From A 0.925 Batting Average
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 17:24CG: Hey Zero Intelligence whatchu got?
ZI: What I got is GE is in discussions to swap out its equity stake in CNBC with a 100% investment in Wall Street Pro.
Sprott: "It's The Real Economy, Stupid"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 16:12Anything that starts with "We are now in the early stages of a depression" is a must read.
Robotic VWAP Regression Never Fails
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 15:36
VWAP consistently at yesterday's closing price. T-1000 sells 100 GMCR shares to C-3PO, who promptly forces a margin call on Johnny 5. The latter covers by buying from WOPR which fries a vaccum tube and sets HAL9000 off on a short covering rampage before killing all the drunk traders at the NYMEX.
USD/JPY Poised To Break Down
Submitted by Cornelius on 07/22/2009 - 14:42Falling long yields and some fun head and shoulders action in the mix
The Commoditization Of America V3, Or 1:1:-1Correlations
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 14:39
Fundamental analysis at its best.
Charlie Lets Zero Intelligence Have It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 13:41Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
So Much For Zero Intelligence Not Getting In The Middle Of It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 12:40More to follow
Neil Barofsky Repeat Testimony
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 12:34
If you missed Fed, Wall Street and CNBC public enemy #1 yesterday, here is your chance to see him live again. Neil Barofksy, the scourge of all crony bankers (crony is redundant in the last phrase) and "honest answer-conflicted" Fractional Reserve Banking system executives, will be testifying at 2:00 PM before the House Committee on Fin Services. The hearing will consist of two panels, with Herb Allison dominating the first one, and sure to provide extensive entertainment as per usual.
Goldman Fails To Rip Taxpayers Off On TARP Warrants, Parades Failure
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 11:56Goldman Sachs has redeemed those pesky TARP warrants that have been generating so much consternation to PR offices across bailed out Wall Street. Well, van Praag scratched his head on this one, and this light bulb came on: I know, we will put a subheader for what a great benefit to taxpayers out inability to repurchase the warrants for 1 cent was.
A Thoroughly Exhausted Market
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 11:36
Yet someone (or much more likely something) keeps pushing it higher. A chart of the market's divergence index indicates the most exhausted uptrend witness in years. Divergence Index: ((10 Day Momentum * 40 Day Momentum)/Variance 40 Day Price Changes). Not surprisingly, large positive values indicate an exhausted trend.
Dylan Ratigan With Ron Paul "The Banking Infrastructure Is Trying To Protect The Secrecy Of The Federal Reserve"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 11:24Tommy Mottola must be considering signing a record deal with the lately omnipresent Ron Paul.
Incidentally, from Ben Bernanke's ongoing presentation to the House committee, when asked "How does providing factual info on Fed discussions compromise the Fed", Bernanke had this highly illogical reponse:
1. It would inhibit discussion.
2. It would inhibit the provision of information.
3. It would implicity provide the sense that Congress was second-guessing or trying to overrule the FOMC's decisions.
Did Wall Street chip in for the prompter on this response? The absurdity of Bernanke's answer would likely provide Lewis Black with hours of stand up entertainment fodder.
Gasparino Bashes Tavakoli Back, Provides Goldman's Side Of Story "Because That's What He Does" After "Being Tough On Them...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2009 - 10:35In what will likely be the flame war de jour for at least the next 24 hours, Gasparino responds to Tavakoli via Dealbreaker.
"I generally don't respond to people who don't matter on Wall Street.
But any rational, sane person who hasn't been either hitting the bottle
or smoking a joint would watch what I said about Goldman Sachs and come
away with two things. 1) I am very tough on them-- they always complain about what I say.
and 2) In the so-called 'caving' clip I was letting them give their
side of the story because that's what journalists do. If someone named
Janet thinks I'm selling out, she's entitled to her opinion, which I
hate to break it to her, really doesn't matter.
Zero Hedge doesn't want to get in the middle of this, but would like to inquire just what question was it that Charlie had posed to Lucas that was tough on Goldman? Was Charlie specifically inquiring about Goldman's provisioning of liquidity? When is the last time that Charlie even uttered the word liquidity on air, at least when it did not involve vodka? Is Charlie aware that Goldman dominates over 50% of NYSE's principal-based program trading? But like I said, we are not getting involved in this one.
