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Merrill's New REIT Teams Marks REIT Territory

The brand spanking new team (and legacy boy Craig Schmidt) that Merrill recently acquired from some other bank (I wrote about this, but frankly don't remember where these clowns came from nor do I care), just went to town all over the REIT bathroom and marked their territory effusively. ML in fact distributed a 45 page reinitiation report, which I have no intention of ever reading.


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Direct CHF Manipulation Visualized

This is what direct, premeditated, overt manipulation looks like.


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I Would Like To Thank The Academy, Goldman Sachs, And God (Jeff Immelt)...

Was that Cramer complaining there is too much democracy in this country? My dear, you of all people should be so glad for First Amendment rights after losing hapless mom and pop retail investors, whose only sin is listening to you, countless billions and billions of dollars.


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Goldman Sachs: "Engineering Every Major Market Manipulation Since The Great Depression"

With a subtitle like "From tech stocks to high gas prices, Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression - and they're about to do it again" run, don't walk, to your nearest kiosk and buy Matt Taibbi's latest piece in Rolling Stone magazine.


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We Have Dollar Liftoff

If anyone knows what the hell is going on with the market since the Fed release (aside from South Carolina Governor Sanford being a big fan of the Buenos Aires Hustler Club), please advise.


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Fed Statement

Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in April suggests that the pace of economic contraction is slowing. Conditions in financial markets have generally improved in recent months. Household spending has shown further signs of stabilizing but remains constrained by ongoing job losses, lower housing wealth, and tight credit. Businesses are cutting back on fixed investment and staffing but appear to be making progress in bringing inventory stocks into better alignment with sales.


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Blast From Citi's Phenomenal Analytic Past

From Citi - Outlook for 2007: Will Protection Buyers Finally Emerge? The market may have, therefore, come to realize several truths that seasoned CMBS veterans have pointed out for some time: there is little or nothing that could actually cause a principal loss on a super-senior triple-A CMBS, and even the subordinate investment-grade tranches are unlikely to experience severe performance issues in the first few years of the deal.


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Rate Hike Expectations Moderating

Inflation expectations last seen at a local Duane Reade buying lots of vaseline.


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Swiss National Bank Discloses Further Intervention Possible

Developing story: The Swiss - US monetary war is now officially on.

And in other news, documents obtained by the US House Committee indicate apparent dissension among senior Fed officials about BOFA bailout, impact on Fed's bal. sheet. Obama soon to nominate BB for Dictator Czar (yes, yes, I get it).


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More Luxury Retail Failures, Buffett On Green Shoots

eLuxury is finished - another example of the retail collapse starting to reach ever higher into the "aspirational" segment.


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Yesterday's Two Year Treasury Auction Is Now A Loss For Participants

So much for the "wildly successful" 2 Yr UST auction yesterday. If you bought in: congrats - you are now under water. Looks like the 2007 special Goldman 8x leveraged HY bond issue "flip 'em" game has now moved to front end Treasuries.


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Goldman Keeps On Cheering CBL... For Now

Everyone's favorite Goldman REIT analyst is still not downgrading CBL to a Conviction List Sell. In fact, Habermann is doing all he can to salvage whatever he can. That being said, we give this stock at most 3-4 weeks before it gets whacked if not to a Sell to at least a "Conviction List" Hold.


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FDIC Starts Extending The Maturities Of Various Alphabet Soup Crutches

The FDIC announced a proposed extension of the first of many alphabet soups currently propping up the banking system. In this case, it is the Transaction Account Guarantee (TAG) component of the TLGP program. The proposed extension (the first of maaaaany) will push the maturity from December 31, 2009 to June 30, 2010.


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Some Quotes From Bank Of England's Mervyn King And Paul Fisher

UK faces quite considerable headwinds
UK banking system not in strong position to lend
UK recession put downward pressure on inflation
BOE has bought GBP 96 billion of assets in APF
"If you withdraw stimulus too quickly face risk of renewed downturn"


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Quants Hoping For Resistance Break Out On No Volume

Deja vu all over again: failed green shoot, no volume, high beta break out, one or two brokers gunning the SPY (here's looking at you 85 Broad): the tried and true script over the past 3 months seems to have a little life left in it still, with all rational cash players sitting on the sidelines as always, doing Starbucks breaks every hour and waiting for the release of RenTec's results indicating Medallion made double the combined negative "return" of REIF and RIFF (and JPM torn between trading for the latter and its own Highbridge).


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