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Deutsche Bank: The Bubble Must Go On To Sustain The "Current Global Financial System"

"The bubble probably needs to continue in order to sustain the current global financial system and the necessary future deleveraging. However with yields moving ever lower in many parts of the world in recent times, partly due to weak growth, and with debt levels still moving higher, the chances are that most government bondholders are unlikely to achieve a positive real return over the medium to long-term from this starting point. Inflation or even the risk of sovereign restructuring will likely prevent this."



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Obama Plans To Fight ISIS By... Giving More Weapons To ISIS?

It appears that, in a rush to get his strategy out the door, President Obama overlooked his key "do nothing stupid" foreign policy plan.

  • OBAMA SAID TO SEEK CONGRESS AUTHORITY TO ARM SYRIAN REBELS

So - to be clear - the strategy to defeat ISIS is to arm more of the same "rebels" that ultimately split off and became, well, ISIS?



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Scottish "No" Poll Sends Nasdaq Green On Week

Today's v-shaped recovery in US equities was brought to you by the number 107 (USDJPY target) and the words "Scottish poll" which showed a majority of "no"s this afternoon. Early weakness in stocks (but not in Treasuries) reversed almost perfectly as Europe closed and JPY started to ramp towards the next logical stop run at 107.00. Nasdaq led the way (as AAPLites swept back in) and pushed into the green for the week (while the rest are still red). Treasury yields rose on the day, led by the long-end (30Y +3bps) stalling some of yesterday's flattening (5Y +9bps on the week). GBP rallied notably after the "no" poll which kept pressure on the USD (closing practically unch on the day). Gold, silver, and oil slipped lower as US woke up then stabilized. Credit spreads compressed on the day but not as exuberantly as stocks even as VIX dropped back under 13 again. For the 2nd day in a row, the S&P 500 closed below 2,000 - turmoil?



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For 90% Of Americans: There Has Been No Recovery

Every three years the Federal Reserve releases a survey of consumer finances that is a stockpile of data on everything from household net worth to incomes. A major mainstream media theme has been that the surging stock market, driven by the Federal Reserve's monetary interventions, has provided a boost to the overall economy. However, given that the bulk of the population either does not, or only marginally, participates in the financial markets, the "boost" has remained concentrated in the upper 10%. The Federal Reserve study breaks the data down in several ways, but the story remains the same...



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Fear Of Terror Attack Soars to 9/11 High

Mission Accomplished, military-industrial complex scaremongers...

 



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Russian Retaliation Begins: Gazprom "Limiting EU Gas", Cuts Poland Supplies By 24% In Past Two Days

While Europe appears to have blown it load prematurely, with the latest round of Russian sanctions leaked before Europe actually has the consensus to implement them, Russia has no such moral quandaries and three days following our forecast, here comes Gazprom confirming once again that it is perfectly happy to play the "mutual defection" strategy in the ongoing and ever escalating game theory between Europe and Russia. From Bloomberg:

RUSSIA LIMITING EU GAS TO RESTRICT REVERSE SUPPLY TO UKRAINE

This follows news earlier today from Poland’s PGNiG which said Gazprom lowered supply by 20%-24% in past 2 days.



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Putin To Head Military-Industrial Commission, Sees Nuclear Deterrence As Top Task

When we exposed the shift in Russia's military doctrine towards one of nuclear deterrence and pre-emptive strikes, many eschewed it as fantastical thinking of extremists. They were wrong. Speaking at a defense meeting this morning, Russian President Vladimir Putin declared he is taking charge of Russia's military-industrial complex:

*PUTIN SAYS NEW MILITARY DOCTRINE READY BY DEC, CALLS ENSURING NUCLEAR DETERRENT TOP DEFENSE TASK TO 2030

This does not seem like de-escalatory conversation as NATO continues to push - to justify its existence - and Putin now prepares an increasingly Cold-War-esque response threat (following an overnight nuclear missile test).



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With Statements Like "This Will Likely Not End Very Well", Is David Rosenberg A Bear Again?

While we fully understand that when selling institutionally-priced newsletters to institutions (not retail for one simple reason: lack of "other people's money" to spend) one will have a far more lucrative career as a bull than as a bear simply because insecure (that would be most of them) institutional "strategists" prefer to surround themselves in cognitive bias-reinforcing groupthink just to convince themselves they are right, as the rating-agency era confirmed, one thing we are very confused by is whether David Rosenberg, who famously flipped from bear to bull a little over a year ago (recall David Rosenberg: Here’s why I’m bullish on the US economy), preaching a "wage-inflation" driven bout of economic growth which has not only not materialized, but the 10 Year recently hit 2014 lows, is now back to being a bear.



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US Chopper Squadron Invades Poland, Accidentally

No, this is not from The Onion. Bloomberg reports that six U.S. army helicopters landed in a rapeseed field in northern Poland to ask for directions after veering off course on their way back from military exercises. Locals were alarmed and explained, "we know that security is the most important thing right now... But thank God it was the Americans." We wonder how long before Sikorski proclaims this an invasion and demands NATO react...



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Scotland De-Escalation: Stocks Jump As Latest Poll Reveals Majority "No" Vote

As AAPL surges back today, it appears the market is more sensitive than many thought to what is happening in Scotland - as we overheard yesterday how meaningless Scottish GDP is compared to America's. However, a flashing red headline on Bloomberg from a Survation poll in Scotland of 1000 people showed 53% No and 47% Yes - the widest margin in over a week... and stocks jumped. It seems that since nobody cares about any newsflow out of Ukriane any more since it is all fabricated, the algos have turned their attention on any "de-escalation" out of Scotland.



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10 Year Auction Prices At Second Lowest Yield Of 2014; Highest Indirects Since Dcember 2011

While the just concluded 10 Year auction was hardly exciting, pricing at 2.535%, which was slighly higher than last month's 2.44% if still the second lowest yield for a 10Year auction in 2014, and a 0.2 bps tail to the When Issued of 2.533%. The Bid to Cover of 2.71 was slightly below last month's 2.83, and right on top of the TMM average. But it was the internals where there was some fireworks, with the Indirects taking down well over half of the auction, or 53%, the first time that Indirects have received a majority of the auction since June 2013 and the highest Indirect bid since December 2011. The flipside was that Dealers were left with just 33.6% of the auction, the lowest since May, and Directs left holding 13.5% of the final allotment, below the 18.5% TTM average. All in all, a snoozer of an auction.



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Is This Why Stocks Just Ramped To Intraday Highs?

"We are “uncomfortable” about the prospects for the broad market here in the US and abroad and we’ve bought derivatives sufficient in size to bring our net exposure to the equity market back to neutral once again. With 9/11 upon us, and with the very real possibility of al-Qaeda or the ISIL or some other “radical” fundamentalist, Muslim terrorist group… or some fanatic lone wolf… to wreak havoc upon the West seems uncommonly high. It is better to err upon the side of neutrality than to make large, or even modest, bullish bets at this point." - Said otherwise, Dennis Gartman does it again.



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Germany Openly Hostile To Putting Frenchman In Charge Of European Financial Affairs

Current finance minister Sapin, perhaps unsurprisingly, has admitted that France will miss EU deficit targets and needs more time to rein in public finances - proclaiming, as Reuters reports, that it may take until 2017 to bring it in line. Germany's response "nein, nein, nein" with Merkel demanding EU nations stick to commitments (rejecting any plans to 'bend rules') and Schaeuble blasting that Germany is "certain France is aware of its responsibilities." But the real stunner is that as France shows its utter ineptitude in managing an economy, EU President Juncker has placed former French finance minister Moscovici in charge of Europe's taxes and finances. German lawmakers exclaimed this is "not a wise personnel decision." The core splinters...



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Islamic State's Ultimate Goal: Saudi Arabia's Oil Wells

For the terrorist group known as the Islamic State, Syria and Iraq were a good place to start their campaign, but in order to survive and prosper it knew from the outset that it had no choice but to set its sights on the ultimate prize: the oil fields of Saudi Arabia.



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Alan Greenspan's Nine Reasons "Why The Economy Stinks"

Yesterday, former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan was the keynote speaker at KPMG’s 2014 Insurance Industry Conference Tuesday, where he answered questions such as 1) where the economy is going, 2) why, and 3) when (if ever) is it likely to improve. The answers, as reported by Property Casualty 360, are: 1) nowhere fast, 2) because nobody is willing to invest, and 3) eventually, but nobody can tell when. He listed 9 specific reasons why the "economy stinks", although surprisingly, nowhere did he mention the fact that the current and future economic disaster is all a direct result of his ruinous reign at helm of the Fed where as a result of his "great moderation" and the Fed's catastrophic monetary policies conceived mostly under Greenspan himself, the economy is now perpetually stuck in a boom-bust cycle, and where every time a bubble bursts another has to replace it or else the entire western way of life will be gone in a heartbeat.



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