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Where Is Tim Geithner Headed Next?





 
 

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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:08 | 1417402 eatthebanksters
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He will do one of two things:  1. He will write a book entitled,"How to Wipe Out Small Business And Enrich your Oligarch Buddies In Modern Day America", or 2., he will test the integrity of lampost welds on Wall Street while swinging with a rope around his neck.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:58 | 1417518 Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Make the rope tight!  It has the hold the weight of a piglet!"  Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:07 | 1417400 1100-TACTICAL-12
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BlackRock

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:03 | 1417398 bankruptcylawyer
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the rothschilds will have him mysteriously die from a disease or suicide within 2-3 years.alex jones uberalis!!!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:07 | 1417397 CoolBeans
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Duplicate...Internet hiccup. Sorry.

 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:05 | 1417391 CoolBeans
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NWO/Bilderberg butt boy.  They'll find him a nice cushy "job" along with his rewards.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:37 | 1417342 dropdeadfed
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Why isn't Hell in the list?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:24 | 1417437 Blano
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Damn you beat me to it.

Hopefully it's included under "other."

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:00 | 1417388 RF
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His own private Hell.

 

Best regards,

RF

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:24 | 1417322 Logans_Run
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PIMCO

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:20 | 1417314 candyman
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Maybe join Rosie for a great contrarian indicator

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:15 | 1417294 firefighter302
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Other: Sword Swollower

 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:56 | 1417527 Tuco Benedicto ...
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How about dick swallower?  Barney Frank needs some competition.  Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:14 | 1417283 rontheman
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Not sure but his long home is HELL !

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:09 | 1417281 OS2010
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Jail or a working-man job -- if only....

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:08 | 1417268 Spastica Rex
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No CowboyNeal option?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:03 | 1417267 gnomon
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After a curious period of absence Little Timmy, (who fluently speaks Mandarin and has family ties in China), will find himself in silk in a plush gated community near Shanghai.  Little Timmmmy will have gone to his reward. 

(I hope he wakes with a dragon's head in his bed some morning soon).

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:00 | 1417256 SloMoe
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GS. Of course, he'll have to shave his head, to be considered for any important position...

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:09 | 1417271 buzzsaw99
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no need, he wears a wig.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:58 | 1417301 SloMoe
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It does look like a wig, or rather, a hair-tarp.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:55 | 1417236 belogical
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BIS

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:48 | 1417214 bugs_
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PIMCO

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:49 | 1417204 Raymond K Hessel
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TD,

 

You misspelled "Ivy"

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:02 | 1417534 Tuco Benedicto ...
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You mispelled mispelled.  Oh sorry.   I did!  Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:54 | 1417217 Miles Kendig
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No he didn't.  You just missed the joke

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:43 | 1417194 dwilso39
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His next job will be on the golf course looking for "currency manipluators"!!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:04 | 1417538 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Yes, he can play in a two-some with O. J. as he looks for Nicholes killer!  Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:54 | 1417215 gwar5
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I think he goes back to the Federal Reserve bank of NY, or IMF to work on SDRs that make the Chinese happy.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:46 | 1417189 Miles Kendig
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Q - Where is Timmay head-ed next?

A - Under whichever desk Larry Summers is currently occupying [aka solitary confinement]  Nothing new to report in other words

http://youtu.be/1Ti2P_z5IPw

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:07 | 1417276 OldPhart
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Not sure immediately where, but AM certain he will be deep into my wallet before long.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:38 | 1417179 boiltherich
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After his tickertape parade down Park Avenue he will be made US Ambassador to Italy.  What he deserves and what he gets will be as frustrating to citizens as it possibly can be.  Michelle and Barry will be houseguests in Como villa often, even if he is white. 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:51 | 1417202 Monedas
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Monedas will retain him as his #2 personal valet ! He will have a cot in Monedas' tool shed ! Monedas will treat him as a peon ! Jose, my house valet, will be his supervisor ! It's all part of his going under ground for his personal protection ! He will be my driver and in charge of slut procurement ! He will have no fiduciary financial responsibilities ! His new name will be Timoteo Gitano (the Gypsy) ! Monedas 2011 Hoarders of the New World Order !

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:25 | 1417158 SilverIsKing
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Other: Witness Protection Program

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:23 | 1417143 jsavage
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TurboTax

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:43 | 1417192 NOTaREALmerican
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Funny!! 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:19 | 1417135 Downtoolong
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If only this were ike American Idol, where our votes could actually influence the outcome.

 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 21:02 | 1417543 Tuco Benedicto ...
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One vote.  One kill    Tuco

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:02 | 1417385 Raynja
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your vote on american idol only counts if it is what the producers want, just like our 'democracy'

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:14 | 1417129 hambone
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Don't care - just so long as he leaves!

I do sorta hope some deranged bastard does care and visits Tim and assorted other traitors...just rewards and all.

Maybe he's just headed for the obits???

 

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 00:58 | 1417975 OldPhart
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Just keep asking...

someone, somewhere, knows exactly where each and every scumsucking weasel vermin justice, congressman, senator, treasury and all other federal heads live and what their personal schedules are...

and they're willing to tell.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:23 | 1417144 agNau
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______ CZAR. Plenty of good positions still available. Timmmmmmie !

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:07 | 1417113 Stubert
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other: BIS or Council on Foreign Relations

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:10 | 1417111 Atlantis Consigliore
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Let him switch with Billy Crudup  as WATCHMENS'  Dr Manhatten glow that

Treasury green colour of Fuckushima, as Dr. Manhatten, from treasury, he could teach printing Drachmas 101 and crookbotax 101 jointly, with paulson in chicago, and stutter together, REPEAT AFTER ME, theres no printing like the FED, theres no printing like the FED, and you could have Berflunky fly around like in Star Wars as the semetic slave owner, helicoptering money,   eating Mush like in too big to implode.

He mumbles, I was Treasury Secretary and like Fredo I deserve respect,

I know how to run things, mumble mumble, i know how to run sturbotax.

I'm important.

 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:00 | 1417096 madmax1965
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It should be to the gallows! and yet sadly that was not an option.  Timaay will probably end up at goldman sucks!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:00 | 1417095 tmosley
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Other, he's headed for the end of a rope.  Off chance that he is headed for the New York Times and LA Times, press release style, with other bits going to other newspapers around the nation and the world.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 17:58 | 1417089 alexdg
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Greece?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:03 | 1417198 Miles Kendig
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Larry said at a recent CME executive board meeting [discussing margin on CL & related products, metals and treasuries] that Timmay doesn't believe in Grease, just recycled Greek.  Rahm went a-head anyway while he screamed that he is the only fucking change they needed to believe in ..

http://www.suntimes.com/6246227-417/grease-from-taste-of-chicago-to-beco...

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:07 | 1417102 John McCloy
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+1

I got myself an image of Geithner suiting up with the full armor, plexi shield, tear gas launcher under orders from Ben to take one for the team and keep the ponzi intact by bashing serfs. 

In all seriousness there is not chance he will go to GS or JPM right out of the gate. Maybe in the olden days but sites like ZH bring too much transparency and it would be too harmful for the Obama/Fed/Kleptocrats dictatorship to have his hand out this quickly. Perhaps a tour or two with the Greenpeace before accepting various consulting jobs from all the PD's for a "job well done".

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