Ooooo gold.

hey.
hey what?
i got this lump of gold and a lump of silver.
really, what are you gonna do with that?
buy some food.
ha ha ha what?
buy some food.
are you crazy?
yeah but what's that got to do with it?
your lump as you refer to it is the only known legal "money" in this country but it only has value inside the borders of a country that has money that has value.
huh?
yeah, if you want to use "that" "money" it is worth nothing more here than the value of the collapsed or inflated dollar.
you mean I paid $1,200 for this ounce of gold but the dollar is worth only .27 on the dollar?
yeah, so that package of bologna and the loaf of bread will cost you 8 ounces of gold.
you trying to play me for an idiot?
hey, you re the one who bought the gold.
yeah so?
that stuff only has value to rich people who stash it somewhere and then transfer it on paper from country to country whose currency has value and many of them just sell fiat gold.
huh?
yeah.
damn.
uh hu.
that's a fking rip off.
yep.
nobody's doing anything about this?
nope.
why?
who knows, they're probably all one big happy family.
who?
the cops and the crooks.
oh.
yeah.
so the value of gold is totally fabricated?
yeah, if you want the pack of bologna and the loaf of bread for your lump you need to get on a plane and go to another country.
i'm totally disillusioned now.
as you should be.
damn.
you should have bought some water, beans, rice, a shotgun and shells with your $1,200.
hhhmmm.
so what should I do?
leave, get a life, whatever, I don't care, people are waiting in line.
ok.
you know what that guy in there said?
probably the same thing he told me, see my lump?
yeah.
so I thought this stuff was good for money in hard times, a hedge kind of think ya know?
yeah.
so now that the money is collapsed what good is this sht?
nothing except in the hands of that criminal lurking in the parking lot casing the customers for their jewelery.
but if we go to another country this lump has value?
yeah.
why is it of value then to the crack head and not us?
he didn't pay for it.
there outta be a law.
there is.
huh?
yep.
man this sucks.
uh hu.
damn.
so what we gonna do now?
i don't know.
sell this sht for nothing to those who sold it to us and get some food.
what about that crack head lurking in the parking lot?
what about him?
call the cops.
police?
damn.
why is this lump not worth anything but is selling for $1,200 an ounce?
that's the trick.
huh?
it is listed in our dollar sign but it's valued on some other currency since it isn't worth spit in our collapsed economy.
how can that be?
the price is fabricated.
oh yeah I forgot.
at one time gold was rare and was desirable to manipulate peoples minds and emotions to build a society with but now it's just smoke and mirrors.
(BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG)
that solves that problem.
yep.
so now what?
i don't know.
so gold and silver isn't worth spit?
nope.
man this sucks.
uh hu.
why?
it's only worth whatever the value is of the country you are in.
why though?
gold is allegedly money but it only has as much value of the country you are in.
how can that be when its the same price in our money all over the world?
that's the scam.
huh?
yeah, you have slaves to mine the gold in impoverished nations or you buy the gold in a country whose currency is weak then you store the gold and sell it on paper in a country whose currency is stronger.
then you make arrangements to weaken whatever currency that you can and then keep swapping the gold and silver on paper from nation to nation.
(BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG)
that's that crack heads brother.
both reaching in the same car window on the same day.
yeah dumb.
so what are we going to do about all of this.
nothing we can do.
huh.
thieves rule the world with gold and silver that only has value that is assigned to it.
smells like the devil.
or his brother.
you know what's going to happen?
probably another crack head?
maybe if they show up but I mean with this scrap metal?
no what?
since gold is no longer rare as like diamonds are no longer rare this sht is like overpriced aluminum cans like gold and silver so that means that the lines are being drawn.
lines?
yeah, they dig more gold and diamonds out of the ground but yet fabricate the high price even though neither are any longer anything rare. Gold is common and diamonds are like rocks in a creek so it's only rare because they warehouse the stuff and make it illegal for the common man to deal in it so only platinum counts as wealth or asset now since so much of this other sht has been dug out of the ground.
(BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG)
why's he carrying bolt cutters?
don't know.