Gold, Oil, & Crypto Pump'n'Dump Amid "Incredibly Quiet" Stock Trading Ahead Of CPI

No macro today as the world and his pet rabbit wait on tenterhooks for tomorrow's CPI.

As Goldman's Edoardo Lorenzo Greco noted very succinctly:

This is a F.E.A.R market: Face Everything And Recover; not a fearful one!

Put aside terrible breadth, worsening seasonals & the growth in net leverage over the past few weeks for a sec, and focus on:

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