NEW YORK CITY – Hedge fund manager, Bill Ackman, was spotted last night leading a hoard of 10,000 angry rioters down the streets of 5th Avenue. Reports indicate that Ackman was persuading looters to steal and destroy as much as possible. Sources suggest that Ackman lead and instigated rioters solely to profit from his retail shorts. Bill Ackman is the founder of
During the decade-long Great Depression, friends often greeted each other by asking, “Are you working?” After all, anywhere from ten to twenty-five percent of the labor force was officially out of work – and the true monthly unemployment rate was probably substantially higher.