Stocks, Bonds, & Bitcoin Jump On China 'Hope', Powell 'Nope', & Trump 'Rope-a-Dope'

Tl;dr: Dude, WTF! 

A chaotic day as liquidity did pick up a little in stocks (top of book is improving off lows at $4.6mm according to Goldman) as headline roulette reigned for US equities:

• Reports of US-China trade talks on Sunday (buy buy buy)

• China cuts rates, injects liquidity (fungible buy buy buy)

• AAPL admits