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It'll probably be deep fake "Biden" showing up for the debate, if there is one.

Posted this earlier on another, similar article.  Reminds me of this dialogue from Spinal Tap.

Rockumentor/Interviewer: Last time ST toured America, they played 12,000 seat arenas, 15,000 seat arenas.  This time, they’re only booking 1,000 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas.  Do you think that this is an indication the band’s popularity is waning?

Manager: Oh no, not at all.  I just think that, uh…their appeal is becoming more selective.

Saw a similar article talking about how they’re having “Biden” do smaller scale campaign events.  Reminds me of this Spinal Tap dialogue.

Rockumentor/Interviewer: Last time ST toured America, they played 12,000 seat arenas, 15,000 seat arenas.  This time, they’re only booking 1,000 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas.  Do you think that this is an indication the band’s popularity is waning?

Manager: Oh no, not at all.  I just think that, uh…their appeal is becoming more selective.

In the not too distant past I naively thought these were just unintended consequences of well-meaning policies.

Now, I think if there ever are negative unintended consequences, TPTB say "Damn, I hadn't even thought of that.  What a sweet bonus" and they pour themselves another drink.

I forget if I saw on this on Twitter or on here, but someone posted/commented something along the lines of this:

Past generations

"I can't believe I wore bell bottoms."

"I can't believe I grew out lamb chop sideburns."

"I can't believe I had a mullet."

This generation

"I can't believe I cut my dick off."

Nothing will stop these lunatics from abusing and mutilating children other than the inanimate objects they desperately want to take away from you being pointed straight at their heads.

I don't know why anyone would be hesitant to play the coof arm spear version of Russian Roulette.  Come on, just put the gun to your head and pull the trigger.  There's a chance the chamber you're on is empty, right?

Or even better (though unrealistic), convince the people on their security details that no amount of money is worth protecting these pieces of shit.

"We need tougher gun laws!  And screw the 2nd amendment!"

-empty suit puppets with armed security details

I bet a conversation at one of these elitist shitbag gatherings goes something like this:

*after having just flown in on a private jet, motorcaded to the event in a gas guzzling SUV, and chowing down on some Kobe beef*

"So, these suicide rates are nice, but we'd like to get them higher.  How can we do that?"

"I got an idea!"

"What is it?"

"Convid II!  This time we'll ramp up meaningless PCR testing even more, and tell people that if they test positive, the best thing isn't simply to quarantine, or go to the hospital where the protocols kill them...they should actually kill themselves to show how much they care about 'the greater good' of not passing the deadly coof to anyone else or overwhelming the healthcare systems.  And then run an endless campaign of ads saying if you don't kill yourself after 'testing positive' you're being criminally selfish."

"Well, Idk if they'll buy it, but then again we already sold the useless eaters on a lot of other stupid shit so let's go for it at some point."

We feel the data says that the deaths would have been worse without the vaccines.

Love,

The eugenicists funding and working at the CDC

And anyone dare point this out and suggest the grift should at least not get any bigger, the response is, "You just hate *insert group we barely even pretend to help*!"

JP Sears summed her up quite well in one of his "We Lie to You News" videos.

He watches her Scary Poppins video, vomits, and then says, "She's an absolute delight."

Yes but those hospitalizations and deaths would be so much worse if they weren't vaccinated.

Best regards,

Your loving eugenicists funding and working at the CDC

"Testing" has become synonymous with "scamming".

These places have a long, LONG way to go before they're even close to being a better choice than becoming an electrician, a mechanic, or a plumber.

Why doesn't Jerome Powell just hand Zelensky the printing press at this point

The best were the motorcycle accidents and gunshot homicides being labeled as coof deaths.

We'll have yellow school buses with spray painted Venn diagrams on them loaded up with Zimbabwe style trillion dollar bills

Yes.  As we've seen in recent years, the difference between satire and reality is...a year or two at most?