Average Unemployment Period Hits All Time Record High Of 6 Months

The length of time the average unemployed has been without a job has just passed an all time record 26 weeks. This is the longest time average unemployed American has been jobless since this data series has been recorded. In other news, as this data point is obviously unspinnable positively for general consumption, expect the dollar to shortly hit zero, as the stock market approaches to reach infinity.