Futures Now Green As Market Goes Parabolic On Galactic Federation Bailout Rumor

Contrary to malicious rumors, Uranus has not confirmed it has enough money to bail out earth. Repeat: Uranus vehemently denies it will bail out the earth. In fact the Uranus Monetary Authority has ceased all diplomatic connections with earth feeling snubbed there was no gossip about it in the latest programmed Wikileaks release. Too late though: the HFTs are already in forward feedback loop mode, are buying because they are buying, and will close the market green on a straight line upward move. Futures are now green.