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"WHiCH WaY DiD He (the Shah) Go GeoRGe, WHiCH WaY DiD He Go?"--Mr Peanut

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"Gentlemen, I have had men watching you for a long time and I am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the bank. You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin! You are a den of vipers and thieves."--Andrew Jackson

WB7: They should have two separate holidays, President's Day and Rogues Day. Since Kennedy was assassinated we seem to have had nothing but the latter with a few genuine clowns mixed in.