"If You Don't Let Us Touch Your Boobs We'll Have You Arrested"... Not To Mention The Terrorists Win

It was only a matter of time before some entrepreneur decided to assist Bernanke in adding his 2 cents (or more) to the M1 courtesy of the latest TSA megaflop. Here is a look at the shirts the will soon grace every airport terminal across the country, courtesy of ETSY.

For Her:

For Him:

For those who wish to celebrate the farce that living in America has become, and buy a shirt, may do so here (ladies) and here (everyone else including current and former Goldman chief market strategists).

h/t @JaneWells