More New Girlfriends Found

More of the same.  Last week's girls traded in for some new swingers.  It is becoming a desperate run to find the "hot ones" and grab a few more one night stands here and there before this rally flames out.

Who would have figured that amidst the worst recession in decades, investors would be anticipating a worldwide shortage of steel for new shopping centers, office buildings, cars, and body building equipment??

And with economic growth at a virtual standstill, wild-eyed investors are anticipating a boom of shipments of new electronic gadgets from China shipped via rail..

Speaking of gadgets, PALM got squeezed today...

And don't forget the burned out, washed out hookers left for dead 4 years ago...

Hey, if she has a pulse, they'll chase it....

And while 1 of 5 are unemployed, 65% of many homes are "underwater" in some states, fund managers are still looking for record demand for new, state of the art washers and dryers....

Even the chronic underperformers were rocketing off the lows today.  Seems like nobody wants to be left behind.....

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