PPT Stuck In Line To Purchase iTimberrrrr App For iPhone 4

The sudden and dramatic absence of the Liberty 33 folks can only be explained by their realization that there's an app for market crashes. Alas, they have to wait in line like every other Steve Jobs fanatic. That's the only explanation one can come up with to explain why the market is plunging. Nothing else that makes sense: the economy is flourishing, Europe is hella strong, China is growing like a weed, the Baltic Dry is going to the moon, there are 5 jobs for every American, US debt is negative, one month T Bills are not negative. In other news, 1,040 taken out. 865 next stop.


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