Angry Hillary Blames Everything From Bernie Sanders To "There's Something About Mary" For 2016 Loss

Though Hillary's book of excuses, entitled "What Happened," won't be released until September 12th, a newly revealed excerpt shows that, after 229 pages dedicated to blaming everything from Trump to Russian hackers, racism, misogyny, etc, by page 230 she finally gets around to blaming Bernie Sanders.  Actually, if you review the following very powerful paragraph closely enough you'll notice that Hillary is able to succinctly blame Bernie, Obama and her entire 2016 campaign staff in just a couple of sentences. 

"Throughout the primaries, every time I wanted to hit back against Bernie's attacks, I was told to restrain myself.  Noting that his plans didn't add up, that they would inevitably mean raising taxes on middle-class families, or that they were little more than a pipe dream - all of this could be used to reinforce his argument that I wasn't a true progressive.  My team kept reminding me that we didn't want to alienate Bernie's supporters.  President Obama urged me to grit my teeth and lay off Bernie as much as I could.  I felt like I was in a straightjacket."


Not surprisingly, according to further insights from CNN, Hillary goes on to point out that Bernie's supporters, much like Trump's, were only motivated by's just obvious really.

She said that his attacks against her during the primary caused "lasting damage" and paved the way for "(Donald) Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign."


Clinton, in a book that will be released September 12 entitled "What Happened," said Sanders "had to resort to innuendo and impugning my character" because the two Democrats "agreed on so much."


"Some of his supporters, the so-called Bernie Bros, took to harassing my supporters online. It got ugly and more than a little sexist," she wrote.


"When I finally challenged Bernie during a debate to name a single time I changed a position or a vote because of a financial contribution, he couldn't come up with anything," Clinton wrote. "Nonetheless, his attacks caused lasting damage, making it harder to unify progressives in the general election and paving the way for Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign."

Sure, it wasn't her laundry list of personal scandals that caused Trump's "Crooked Hillary" campaign to stick...nope, it was Bernie that created that monster.

Finally, just when you thought you'd heard every excuse imaginable, Hillary takes her 'blame game' to a whole new level by viciously calling out the movie "There's Something About Mary" for her 2016 defeat.

She noted that Jake Sullivan, her top policy aide, told her that Sanders' campaign strategy reminded him of a scene from the movie "There's Something About Mary," where a hitchhiker says he has a plan to roll out seven-minute abs to top the famous eight-minute abs.


"Why, why not six-minutes abs?" Ben Stiller's character asks.


Clinton wrote: "That's what it was like in policy debates with Bernie. We would promise a bold infrastructure investment plan or an ambitious new apprenticeship program for young people, and then Bernie would announce basically the same thing, but bigger. On issue after issue, it was like he kept promising four-minute abs, or even no-minutes abs. Magic abs!"

For those who missed it, here is the scene from "There's Something About Mary" that apparently tanked Hillary's shot at the White House...


Blue Steel 309 Arnold Tue, 09/05/2017 - 22:48 Permalink

Bes is a Jew or a Shabbos Goy, if I am generous. I didn't even know what a Jew was except a normal person with a different religion 3 years ago, and I have some decades of experience.

Once you see it, you can't unsee it, but it is best to keep an open mind so not all patterns look like a Merchant.

Occidental Observer lays it all out, the rest is in plain view in their own words, requiring no "conspiracy theory".

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NoDebt JRobby Tue, 09/05/2017 - 18:09 Permalink

That's the damned truth right there.  The best part is she's only going to get nuttier as the years roll on.  This loss is going to stick in her mind like a little shard of glass that she can't get out no matter what she does and it's going to finally drive her completely batshit crazy.  I'm looking forward to the part where she claims to be Henry VIII on Oprah.  I could wish for a Bud Dwyer-type ending but that's just too much to ask for. 

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Yog Soggoth JRobby Tue, 09/05/2017 - 23:38 Permalink

Just perused the dumped Huma emails, and the one that really stuck out was the Podesta orphanage in Guatemala( that is the name, for real). They knew beforehand that it was going to be raided, and were discussing how to protect the American adopters staying/living in Antigua. The other emails are eye opening too. If convicted in the US, would Trump allow her to be extradited to other countries for more charges?

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ZeroLounger buttmint Tue, 09/05/2017 - 23:00 Permalink

Alright....I have debated putting in words a dream I had a couple of months ago, and looking at the comments on this thread, it's either now, or never....So, here goes: (warning:  GRAPHIC CONTENT! You may be TRIGGERED!  If you have a weak stomach, please downvote and move on!!)THIS WAS THE DREAM, I SHIT YOU NOT:Angela Merkel, myself, and Hillary Clinton were in an automobile. Merkel was driving, and Clinton and I were in the back seat, her on the left, myself on the right. I don't know why 'I' was there, I must have been an aide, or something. Merkel turns around as she's driving, and begins to play with Hillary's clit.  The thing became aroused and was about 1/8 inch diameter and 3 inches long.  Hillary and I started 'touching' each other.  As she became more aroused, her vagina 'prolapsed', and it turned into something like a sea anemone, with its tentacles flailing around in the air.  As she was about to orgasm, the whole thing sank inside her body about 2 or 3 inches, and you could look into it and see a dark, smelly bile.  When she came, the bile was ejected from her vagina onto my face and body, causing me to vomit.  (END OF DREAM)(Some of the psychology:  They have power and needs and can do what they want, when they want, to who they want?) Fucking Disgusting, huh?

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Jimmy Jimmereeno Max Cynical Tue, 09/05/2017 - 22:01 Permalink

Yes, you got it 100% right.  She has no self, therefore she has no self awareness.  She has rejected reason, therefore, she cannot discern that causes have effects.  Ergo, she is not responsible for her actions and her political losses.  But Donald Trump, misogynists, deplorable US citizens, the FBI [sic], and finally the socialist wimp Bernie Sanders are individually or collectively responsible for her losing the 2016 presidential election.  One must ask, why after her humiliating electoral loss is this woman writing a book to rationalize the loss and why does she get an iota of public exposure?  To wit:  why were we not subject to rationalizations from John McCain, Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney - all losers?Contrary to some observations (mine included), Clinton is not just a pathological liar.  She is psychotic:  suffering delusions or hallucinations that indicate impaired contact with reality.I'd say it's time for the Tylers and the rest of the media to stop giving the woman press exposure.  Best to let time heal all wounds:  open all evidentiary facts to public examination, declare a special independent legal investigative counsel [edit sp] and let it either exonerate or incriminate her.

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