Update (1027ET): After nearly a 30-minute delay, an extremely exhausted and pale looking Boris Johnson finally walked out to the podium and confirmed to the British people that after 4.5 years, a Brexit trade deal has finally been reached - one that according to BoJo, leaves the UK with control over its own laws, markets and - importantly - waters, among other aspects.
BoJo didn't offer too many details, except on the subject of fisheries, which he proclaimed that for the first time since 1993 "we will be an independent coastal state with control over our waters".
To help the UK fishing industry adjust, BoJo said he has secured a £100MM chunk of cash to help "modernize" British fishing fleets.
According to details leaked earlier, the UK will retain a higher share of the annual catch from its waters (at least until the deal expires).
As for the "third party arbitration" clause mentioned below, BoJo explained that the "stimulus of more regulatory competition will benefit us both" and that complaints will only be lodged "infrequently".
Finally, before jumping into a litany of thank-yous, BoJo proclaimed that the dealmakers had succeeded in "squaring the circle" and "finding the philosopher's stone".
But most importantly, the deal means "certainty" for a British people badly battered - like the rest of the world - by the COVID pandemic.
Critics are already drawing up their complaints about the deal relegating too much economic control still to the EU. Still "there will be no palisade of tariffs on Jan. 1...instead there will be a giant free trade zone that the UK will at once be a member...while still being able to do our free trade deals"....together with the entire United Kingdom.
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Update (1015ET): We're still waiting to hear from Frost/BoJo, but former PM Theresa May (who is still a member of Parliament, by the way) has confirmed that a deal has been reached.
Very welcome news that the UK & EU have reached agreement on the terms of a deal - one that provides confidence to business and helps keep trade flowing. Looking forward to seeing the detail in the coming days.— Theresa May (@theresa_may) December 24, 2020
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Update (1010ET): We're still waiting for the briefing to start, but as more headlines affirming the deal hit, the BBC's top voice on Brexit affirms that a deal is indeed done in a tweet.
Deal is done— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 24, 2020
As we await BoJo and/or Lord Frost, the EU's top negotiator Michel Barnier has broken his silence, reminding the world that though they have a deal, there's still more to the process (it must be approved by various Parliaments).
In other words, there's still room for everything to fall apart.
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Update (0945ET): After hours of presumably going over every detail about Britain's fisheries with a fine-toothed comb, Boris Johnson and Ursula von der Leyen are finally ready to announce the grand Brexit trade deal that will purportedly prevent Britain from crashing out of the EU's single market on Jan. 1.
The briefing is set for 1500GMT...which means it's slated to start in about five minutes.
Let's not hold our breath.
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After another sleepless night for Brexit correspondents and diplomats on both sides of the English Channel, the British media is abuzz with talk about an imminent announcement of a trade deal between the UK and Brussels after Reuters broke news about a planned announcement earlier. However, hopes for a deal in time for Christmas Eve dinner are wearing thin, as press briefings are repeatedly delayed, and talk of fishing quotas continues.
The pound climbed earlier this morning as some seemingly convincing details about the alleged 'deal' have been leaked to the press.
From what we can tell so far, the deal essentially preserves tariff-free trade for all goods, but does little for the ultra-important services sector (including the financial services industry, which has used COVID-19 to accelerate the shifting of jobs and resources to places like Dublin and Warsaw). Despite the visceral, mercantilist appeal that inspired some hard-core Brexiteers to push for an outright rejection of the Customs Union, it has been deemed politically unpalatable, and it seems like members of the European Research Group, a byword for the Tories "Brexiteer" faction which caused so much trouble for Theresa May, have let it go.
Instead, Boris Johnson and Ursula von der Leyen have crafted a "thin" - according to the Financial Times - trade deal that "will provide a legal platform upon which the two sides can rebuild relations more than four years after the trauma of the 2016 Brexit vote."
The most important development over the last 48 hours - a period during which Johnson and von der Leyen have taken over talks to try and break the logjam - is, of course, related to the last of the "big three" controversies: fishing rights.
For Johnson and the British fishing industry, the good news is this: British officials say the deal is expected to see Britain’s share of the catch in its own waters increase from around half today to about 2/3rds during the transition (which will last until 2026, ten years after the original Brexit vote), after which, access will be negotiated during a process that we're certain will be the focus of intense scrutiny in the British press, for reasons that will forever befuddle the rest of the world.
The "tit" for Brussels' tat, is a new arbitration mechanism intended to ensure a "level playing field" - from the standpoint of similar standards on labor laws, environmental regs and other regulatory matters - for British industry, something that had been a non-negotiable demand from Brussels from the start. Importantly, the "mechanism" has a provision for sanctions in the form of tariffs if either side seriously undercuts the other’s regulations in areas such as environmental protection. Of course, the entire point of Brexit, according to many of its backers, was to get out from under Brussels' regulatory thumb. If all goes well for the EU, this should make that much more difficult, but that remains to be seen: Johnson claims that this mechanism will provide both sides with a legal framework to diverge — Downing Street has already dubbed it "the freedom clause",
The deal also reportedly solves the big "eleventh-hour" issue - electrical vehicle batteries - which according to reports threatened to scrap the whole thing and force the Brits to walk away in a huff just when a deal on fisheries finally appeared doable (thanks to some concessions from the European side, allegedly). Britain claims it has won concessions to make it possible for electric cars to be traded tariff-free even if a relatively high proportion of their components are from outside the EU and UK, Reuters reports.
Unfortunately, as the announcement is repeatedly delayed, No. 10 is telegraphing to reporters that officials on both sides are still working out "the details" on the fisheries agreement. These "details" involve quotas for various species of fish and shellfish. According to some reports,
At the risk of disappointing people, officials who know about fish quotas are still working on spreadsheets about fish quotas in Brussels— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 24, 2020
According to the BBC, another call was just held between BoJo and von der Leyen a couple of hours ago during the early European morning. Now, the big question is are negotiators finally 'for real'? Or will the '5-minutes-to-midnight-on-New-Year's-Eve' scenario really be how it plays out (if there's a deal to be had at all).
The latest headlines, published just minutes ago, claim that talks continue with the two sides starting to doubt the whole 'deal before dinner' scenario. Then again, as fate would have it, a new viral strain has left Britain with borders seemingly blockaded by trucks. With some doubting the official word on this new COVID strain, is this politically sub-optimal state of affairs having an impact on British resolve?
Or is the Brexit fiasco finally a welcome distraction for all those stories about supermarket shelves running bare? Already, investors confidence in a deal is starting to decline, as cable's recent dip might suggest.
Whatever happens, we hope people on both sides try to keep their heads, and enjoy what will undoubtedly be a memorable holiday.