Satire? Maybe. Truth, definitely.
"Tesla stock is the new bitcoin... decentralized from ever going down."
"...according to my calculations, it's pretty safe to assume Tesla stock is going to keep '10x-ing' every year..."
"dude, the only thing that can stop Tesla stock from '10x-ing' every year, is if it starts '20x-ing' every year."
"It's easy to start a profitable car company, you just buy a bunch of bitcoin, which increases in value, which helps you cover all your losses from making cars."
"There's no problem that Elon can't fix."
"...how the f**k is Tesla stock down 35% in the last month?!"
"...do you think I should sell?"