"How I Got Rich On Tesla Stock"

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by Tyler Durden
Sunday, Mar 14, 2021 - 09:05 PM

Satire? Maybe. Truth, definitely.

"Tesla stock is the new bitcoin... decentralized from ever going down."

"...according to my calculations, it's pretty safe to assume Tesla stock is going to keep '10x-ing' every year..."

"dude, the only thing that can stop Tesla stock from '10x-ing' every year, is if it starts '20x-ing' every year."

"It's easy to start a profitable car company, you just buy a bunch of bitcoin, which increases in value, which helps you cover all your losses from making cars."

"There's no problem that Elon can't fix."

" the f**k is Tesla stock down 35% in the last month?!"

" you think I should sell?"