Retail Retreat Sparks Stock Slump; Crude Jumps As Tehran Turmoil Goes 'Turbo'

Tl;dr: Just when you thought it was safe to dip your toes back in the market, Iran (and its proxies) turn the terror dial up to '11', blowing up (at least ) six vessels in the Persian Gulf and unleashing the biggest missile armada into Israel since the start of this malarkey. All of which smashed oil prices higher (and that's all she wrote - higher oil = higher bond yields, lower stock prices, higher dollar, lower gold).