After disappointingly not cutting rates even more negative than they already are - because that was working so well - ECB boss Christine Lagarde did, however, open the floodgates with some more liquidity facilities.
The problem is - judging by the markets - it didn't work. European bank stocks have crashed to record lows and peripheral bond yields are exploding higher.
Dear Christine, you got some 'splainin' to do...
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