North Korea Says It Has Final Approval For Nuclear Attack On US

This is merely the latest headline in what may well culminate with the wettest dream Paul Krugman has ever had.

For those concerned, here is a map showing the range of North Korean missiles. It is safe to assume that GETCO's collocated servers are safe, and will ramp the ES limit up on any flashing red headline launch news. Just think of the fixed income investment and epic resulting GDP boost, on both a real and seasonally adjusted basis.