Amazon Misses, Guides Lower: The Complete Hilarious Charts

The company which has made missing and guiding lower into an artform did not disappoint, when moments ago AMZN missed and guided lower.

  • Q2 Revenue of $15.7 billion missed expectations of $15.73 billion
  • EPS of -$0.02 missed expectations of $0.06
  • Firm guides to Q3 revenue of $15.4-$17.15 billion on consensus estimates of $16.99 billion
  • Firm sees Q3 operating loss between $65-$440MM, on consensus profit of $84.5 million

But this data on its own is hardly enough to do the company justice. Here is this quarter in its full glorious context.

Q2 Operating and Net Income between 2010 and 2013.

Free Cash Flow:

LTM Net Income:

And LTM operating margins

And now, how this stock has not surge to $400, scratch that, $1000 right now, is beyond us.

 

and if you weren't rolling on the floor yet... here's the progression of AMZN's share price compared to its earnings expectations...

 

and its sales expectations...

 

Charts: Bloomberg