Kansas City Southern Gives Disastrous Economic Update, Pulls Guidance, Announces Stock Buyback

How does a company which reveals its business is so disastrous it not only has to withdraw revenue and volume guidance "due to uncertainty around energy-related markets, F/X impact and U.S. fuel price" and says that:

  • Q2 to Date Revenue and Carload Growth Well Behind Q1 Trends
  • Second Quarter Energy Segment Decline Accelerating
  • Service Issues are Impacting Growth
  • Key US Economic Indicators Have Deteriorated Since Late ‘14
  • Challenging U.S. Rail Volume Environment in Q2

... cover it all up in hopes of avoiding a total collapse in its stock price? Simple: it announces a $500 million stock buyback program.

Because the more one's business deteriorates, the greater the buyback.

To wit, and do not the in your face "red-alert" color scheme. Golf clap for that:

 

It gets better:

 

And the punchline:

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