Apple Rebrands iPhone 5S, Offers It For Double The Price, Unveils Nylon Wrist Band

Peak innovation? What do call an iPhone 5S with some upgraded internals but costs twice as much? Simple. Meet the iPhone SE (Suckers' Edition?)

 

The 4-inch iPhone 5S sells for $199.

 

The 4-inch iPhone SE sells for $399...

 

The new iPhone may be nothing more than a rebranded three year old 5S (now in rose gold), but, according to 'Twitter' it has all these "must have" features:

  • Has Touch ID, Apple Pay
  • SE camera can capture 4k video
  • LTE speed 50% faster than iPhone 5s, wi-fi 3x faster

The cost: $399 for 16GB . But the real bet is that Apple's clients are all idiots who don't know how to do a google search and find effectively the same product for $199 at WalMart.

 

But there's one more thing...

They slashed the price of the Apple Watch (because it must be selling so well?)

  • *APPLE SAYS WATCH TO START PRICE AT $299 FROM TODAY

And offered cheaper bands...

  • *APPLE INTRODUCES WOVEN NYLON BAND FOR WATCH

It appears Apple's shareholders were hoping for more...