"As Long As All The Offensive Shit Is Verbatim, I'm Fine With It"

Deep inside the treasure trove of smears, collusion, and questionable fund-raising exposed by Wikileaks dump of DNC leaked emails was this little gem of 'innocent propaganda' by the Clinton campaign against the Trump campaign.

The email - found here- shows DNC staffers’ creating a fake craigslist job posting made for women who wish to apply to jobs at one of Trump’s organizations.

The fake position, titled a Honey Bunny, requires the prospective applicant to, among other tasks, refrain from gaining weight, be open to public humiliation and be alright with groping or kissing by her boss...

Multiple Positions (NYC area)


Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring). 


Title: Honey Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you)


Job requirements:


* No gaining weight on the job (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you start to use later as evidence)

* Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job

* A willingness to evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’ satisfaction is a plus

* Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too old Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they’re too focused on their children).


About us:


We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and “friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.


Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to jobs@trump.com<mailto:jobs@trump.com&gt;

And when passed up the chain for comms approval, the response was positive...

"As long as all the offensive shit is verbatim I’m fine with it."

And just in case readers thought this was from The Onion, here is the original leaked email chain...


We are sure donors to Hillary's "victim card" funds will be more than happy to see such stunts being pulled... or is this just another example of how the body politik works nowadays - propaganda tops policy any day.


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