New Rasmussen Poll Reveals Dems Want Bernie If Hillary Forced Out

A new poll, conducted by Rasmussen of likely Democrat voters found that if Hillary is forced out of the presidential race over health issues that Bernie would be the most preferred replacement candidate.  In fact, Bernie was preferred by over 2x more people than Joe Biden.  Meanwhile, only 14% of Democrats knew who Tim Kaine was and 9% were potentially leaning towards Harambe or Deez Nuts.  

Replace Hillary


So, cheer up, Susan, there may be hope yet!



But, of course, what Democrats would really prefer more than anything is if we could all just stick our heads in the sand and pretend Hillary's 9/11 "medical episode" never happened. 

Hillary Health


After all, "can't a girl have a sick day or two?"  And, btw "what about Donald Trump's tax returns, where are they?"