
After spending much of the 2016 campaign known as "Lyin' Ted" while spitting venom in Donald Trump's general direction, Senator Ted Cruz traversed a tenuous road to redemption - earning his way back into Trump's good graces, helping with the cause, and clearly learning much about trolling along the way.
The target of Cruz's hijinks is Univision owned Deadspin and Senior Reporter, Ashley Feinberg. Hours after Politico ran an article mentioning that Cruz was was trying to improve relations within the GOP, Feinberg latched onto this tidbit:
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The Deadspin editor immediately put out the call for undercover pictures, hoping of course for some shots of Ted lookin' like an old white guy playing basketball - when Cruz himself, or Barron Trump pretending to be Ted, stopped by with an offering:
@Deadspin what do I win? pic.twitter.com/9XuRmmIkJS
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017
What follows is comedy gold as Deadspin loses their cool and Cruz responds:
@Deadspin pic.twitter.com/TMiDBco2TB
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017
Feinberg then swats Buzzfeed reporter Matthew Zeitlin:
@MattZeitlin @tedcruz @Deadspin no I’m not…………………………...
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 25, 2017
@tedcruz @Deadspin @ashleyfeinberg to be clear everyone, Ashley is getting owned, NOT senator Cruz
— Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) January 25, 2017
Other reactions were hilarious:
@tedcruz @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/e9Bab3xynx
— Micah Grimes (@MicahGrimes) January 25, 2017
@tedcruz @Deadspin Lord have mercy... when you get owned by Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/6fNUrr1K0y
— Casey ?????????? (@C4SEY85) January 25, 2017
@tedcruz @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/1QfsxPHtlQ
— M (@chellitis1) January 25, 2017
@tedcruz @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/8kCfZTpcFV
— {{{Mark Cromwell}}} (@markcromwell) January 25, 2017
...in one nasty tweet @Deadspin, @tedcruz banks cred pic.twitter.com/9KEP4UX7iM
— Elizabeth L. Schultz (@ThinkSchultz) January 25, 2017
@tedcruz @Deadspin
— The Cuck Blocker™ (@Ima_Deplorable) January 25, 2017
What's even better is that this man is going 2 be the next SCOTUS pick next week. Fly High Ted! You killed these fucks. pic.twitter.com/9VEEbMEpQ9
Conservative review entered stage right with the comic stylings of the guy running their Twitter account:
.@MattZeitlin @tedcruz @Deadspin @ashleyfeinberg Apparently "Literally" owned: pic.twitter.com/J6MaJVRnq8
— Conservative Review (@CR) January 25, 2017
This is the best timeline.

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