Bitcoin Bounce Sparks John McAfee To Forecast $500,000 Price Or He'll "Eat His Own D*ck On Live TV"

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Now this is the sort of story you're all interested in reading about. I can see it now, 'man forced to eat his own penis after bitcoin bet goes sideways.'

This is the indelible position John 'Jungle Killer' McAfee has just placed himself into. Unbelievably, he's wagered to eat, mind you, his very own dick should the price of bitcoin not rise 22,636% to $500,000 inside of three short years. Here is the Twitter thread where this outlandish bet was forged and made.

Thus far, it appears McAfee has the upper hand in this death bet, with bitcoin soaring off the weekend's lows.

Even still, it will take a rally of monumental proportions to save the penis of John McAfee, who, obviously, places little value on his human anatomy. It's worth noting, McAfee's new company, MGTI, fashions themselves to be North America's largest bitcoin miner - leveraging up to purchase high powered machines to mine the valuable cryptocurrency.

You can peruse his cocksure twitter feed, where he's challenging a sundry of normies to six figure bets based off the eventual price of Bitcoin. He wants money to be held in escrow and will do a minimum of $100k. He quite literally placed his balls where his mouth is. Let's just hope it all ends up well for Mr. McAfee, as we'd all prefer to see him walking around, virile, with purpose, and placing future bets on his seemingly expendable and valueless penis.

No word on how he intends to ensure the removal of his penis by betting participants, who take him up on this venture.


XBroker1 T-NUTZ Tue, 07/18/2017 - 15:41 Permalink

I realize that was a sarcastic question.  He is just another cog in the conTROLLed opoisition wheel. If he says buy something, ruuuuunnn the other way. He's the anti virus guy whose product gave  you a virus. Anyone who is remotely related to the Alex Jones syndicate is also one of these.

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Manipulism XBroker1 Tue, 07/18/2017 - 16:09 Permalink

This guy George Webb who tries to find out whats going on with Seth Rich , the Clintons,Podestas etc was working at McAffee and in on of his youtube videos he says that they fabricated the viruses there themself regulary.Between episode 220-250 I think.So, Mcaffee is a fraud himself.He is a fucking Miner extraordinare.LOL

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tion Manipulism Tue, 07/18/2017 - 20:24 Permalink

And when was this? You realize he quit his company in 1994 when the company was still VERY young, right? And also sold his shares. Of course the company was captured. But don't conflate the company that bore his name with the man himself. You are making a leap, there. Also, do you think George Webb is not worthy of some level of scrutiny as well?

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tion tion Tue, 07/18/2017 - 20:37 Permalink

I just took a trip down memory lane and looked up some dates. 1994 was around the same time Nvidia and the original Doom game were born, and two years before hotmail was founded, quake1 was released, and was born. Mcaffee antivirus was not a virus giving turd yet in those days before Mcaffee quit.

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tmosley gmak Tue, 07/18/2017 - 14:53 Permalink

That would be the question of the year come 2020, IF he is wrong.Might have been better to bet on the total market cap of the sector surpassing 3.6 trillion, which is that approximate equivalent of the market cap of bitcoin by then assuming a half million per BTC.

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DeeZ_nutZ Tue, 07/18/2017 - 14:42 Permalink

sounds like some stupid fucks should take their gold stash and shove it up their collective asses.  at least that way they will be in "full possession" (if you don't have in your hands, you don't own it, remember?).  anus would be the best asset holding place for the stupid shits that dumped their savings into the shiny shit.Oh, by the way, max keiser sez hello and thank you for fish, suckers!

WillyGroper Tue, 07/18/2017 - 14:42 Permalink

it'll prolly get you a loaf of bread by that time if it's not hacked, whacked & hijacked. at his age, he's hardly lithe as a cat & if he's referring to a particular appendage ratio, i don't think so.