Scaramucci Listed As Dead In Latest Harvard Alumni Directory

It was a bad day for Anthony Scaramucci: first the Mooch was fired just ten days after he was first hired, in the brief process getting served with divorce papers and missing the birth of his baby while unleashing a bizarre rant for the ages, and then shortly after, his now former boss, the president of the US, the same one who earlier said there was no chaos at the White House, tweeted that it was "A great day at the White House"

In this case, one of the responses to the Trump tweet was substantially more informative than the original:

And then, adding insult to pink slip, CBS reported that Harvard Law School apologized for erroneously listing Anthony Scaramucci as dead in its new alumni directory.

No, really: a directory mailed to alumni this week included an asterisk by the name of Scaramucci, a 1989 graduate of the Cambridge, Massachusetts, university, indicating he had died.

A statement from the law school apologizes for the error and says it will be corrected in future editions. It doesn't provide an explanation for the error. The directory is published every five years and is available only to alumni of the Ivy League law school.

If there was any consolation for Scaramucci, it came from People Magazine, which reported that the lawyer representing the estranged wife of ousted White House communications director denied the NY Post report that the couple ended their marriage because of President Trump.

"I don’t know where that came from, but it is not accurate. It is a false fact,” divorce lawyer Jill Stone, who represents Deidre Ball, told People magazine on Monday.

So at least that wasn't Trump's fault. And now that he is once again out of the public eye, Scaramucci may finally get what he requested just 48 hours ago: a plea to leave his family out of it.

To top off an emotional day for all, here is some humor from The Onion:

Following his abrupt dismissal just 10 days after being named White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family expressing that they were “so fuckin’ sorry to hear about this shit.”


“My deepest motherfuckin’ condolences, Tony, it’s terrible to hear you got shit-canned by these ass-munching cocks in D.C.,” read a text message in part, just one of dozens sent by old buddies at Goldman Sachs, current business partners at SkyBridge Capital, and extended family in New Jersey in response to his “goddamn bullshit” dismissal.


“Sorry to hear those bitches gave you the fucking ax, Mooch. That jackass [John] Kelly got no fucking clue what a good fuckin’ dude you are. Just know your mother and I always got your fucking back.” At press time, Scaramucci’s New York office was reportedly filled with flower arrangements and handwritten cards lamenting that this was “absolute fucking trash.”


Manthong The_Juggernaut Mon, 07/31/2017 - 21:04 Permalink

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 Damn, just when I got the 55 gallon drum filled with popcorn, … this.

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HRClinton Mon, 07/31/2017 - 18:59 Permalink

His wife is represented by Jill Stone?  Is that English for Jill Stein?Not only did she hire a nasty (((female lawyer))), but got one with a heart of... Stone. 

Son of Loki Mon, 07/31/2017 - 19:07 Permalink

Whore-Vard.Anonymous sources told me Whore-vard [ allegedely] reserved 20% of their acceptances based on race instead of merit for a certain group of peeples. That should make the kids who actually studied hard in high school feel really good. Dumbing down our society, one yute at a time!

johnnycanuck Mon, 07/31/2017 - 19:22 Permalink

People aren't giving Trump appropriate praise for his latest accomplishments.  Another American first for example.First President to hire a Suicide Bomber for the White House Staff.Frugal too, keeps the severance pmt low...yuggely low.

WillyGroper Mon, 07/31/2017 - 19:21 Permalink

made him miss the birth of his child?if anything was the catalyst for his divorce, me thinks this is the driver.i too was listed as no more.that's a good thing!   ;)

Schmuck Raker Mon, 07/31/2017 - 19:38 Permalink

Actually, Harvard thought we was dead when he entered the WH. Now that three days have passed, they're naturally suprised."Our Mooch is Risen!"Can I get an AMEN?!?!