Stocks Panic-Bid At Cash Open As VIX Crushed To 9 Handle

...because nothing says "sell protection" or "cover hedges" like a warmongering Trump addressing The UN and a clueless Fed set to announce balance sheet normalization...

US equity markets are open... Sell VIX Mortimer, Sell!

 

Sometimes you just have to laugh...

 

and after weakness from the EU open, the US open prompted algos to BTFD...

 

Financials ramped above their 50DMA...