Is It A Bird? A Plane? No, It's A Giant Penis: Navy Apologizes For Pilot's Pornographic Sky-Writing

Residents of Okanogan County, Washington woke up to some rather unusual cloud formations this morning courtesy of a couple of artistic Navy pilots stationed in nearby Whidbey Island.  Not surprisingly, the giant sky penis, which was described as the "most monumental thing to happen in Omak" by one Twitter user, sparked a wave of hilarious social media responses.

A local TV station in Okanogan, County, KREM-2, reached out to the Navy for a comment on the incident and promptly received the following apology which described the event was "absolutely unacceptable" and "of zero training value"...which we honestly find incredibly shocking as we've always lived under the apparently false illusion that if we were to ever find ourselves in a dogfight over the skies of Iraq that a carefully timed "penis maneuver" could be the difference between life and death.


As the Washington Examiner noted, a subsequent Navy statement identified the sky artists as members of the "Electronic Attack Squadron 130" who fly the Boeing E/A-18 Growler.

"The Navy apologizes to anyone who was offended by this unacceptable action.  The Officers and Sailors of the United States Navy are professionals, held to the highest standards, while serving our nation with pride around world. The actions of this aircrew were wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values. We have grounded the aircrew and are conducting a thorough investigation - and we will hold those responsible accountable for their actions.


The Navy statement, which referred to "a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground," said the aviators were flying an E/A-18 Growler assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron 130, which are known as the "Zappers."


"An investigation into this flight will be conducted and if appropriate, the aviator(s) responsible will be held accountable," the statement said.

Meanwhile, this guy seems to have high hopes of sparking a Navy/Air Force pornographic sky writing competition...which seems like a truly genius plan, if we understand it correctly.


Automatic Choke Croesus Fri, 11/17/2017 - 18:08 Permalink

question:    does anybody have experience skywriting?    I find it hard to believe that you can "draw" in the sky in real-time.   I suspect that most skywriting is done with pre-arranged maneuvers, and that nowadays, there are autopilot drivers that convert some graphics drawn on a screen into stick and rudder actions.if that is the case, what is the liklihood that the pilots thought they were writing something completely different, and that one of their buddies back at the base hacked the drawing routines? 

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no ice Automatic Choke Fri, 11/17/2017 - 18:43 Permalink

Exactly.  I call BS on the "Navy pilot" narrative.  There is no way in hell that weiner was drawn in the sky by Navy pilots.  Are people so gullible to believe that?  I've seen similar patterns, like ovals and such, in the sky above me multiple times over the years.  Those white lines are either chemtrail related or done by some off-planet craft.  At the very least maybe this story will get people to look up and take note of what is going on above their heads.  

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Jim Ludwig Billy the Poet Fri, 11/17/2017 - 17:54 Permalink

Thank you Billy. The main wash of comments here are rather severe evidence of mass ignorance of what we are being sprayed with; which is anything deep state want the masses sprayed with. Cumtrails are actually Stratospheric Aerosol Geoengineering. Amazing how deep state has programmed the masses into not being able to LOOK UP! and THINK! at the same time. Deep state is "cumming" all over everything.... 

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a Smudge by an… bigkahuna Fri, 11/17/2017 - 22:59 Permalink

Given. Truly proud of our tax dollars at this piece of work. I am surprised none of the pilots here have taken objection to "no training value". It's quite a feat of piloting to accomplish this design. The precision of those turns coming right through the "burble" and executing those forms around the balls? He did a figure-8 for the balls. But then the really straight lines up and down the shaft? It's really quite impressive.Dude, it's  a massive dick in the sky. How is that not impressive?

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DeadFred Ahmeexnal Fri, 11/17/2017 - 16:13 Permalink

Ah come on, everyone knows it was a helicopter being crashed into by a private plane that randomly took off from a closed airstrip. Planes collide all the time because there's just so little room for them up there. That it happened to occur right over their family home is just chance, total coincidence.

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