Bitter Hillary Fantasizes With "Journalist" About Becoming President Of Another Planet

A bitter Hillary Clinton may have finally just developed a plan that would fulfill her lifelong dream of wielding complete power while simultaneously granting her detractors their lifelong dream of being rid of her.  The plan, apparently hatched in an interview with Now This News, envisions Hillary traveling to an alien planet, Earth 2, where she could rule the non-existent masses with impunity.

Unfortunately, this is not a an interview that starts with the 'Now This' anchor declaring that “people joke about Earth 2, where you are president" (a joke that literally no one has ever told), an awkward, giggling Hillary comments on everything from North Korea to gun control.  Per The American Mirror:

On Earth 2’s North Korea, Clinton said she would have “full on diplomatic pressure” to solve the crisis with the portly dictator Kim Jong-un.


Clinton said if she was in charge, she would be “putting as much money as it took into enforcing the laws we already have,” and added she would want “universal background checks.”


After answering a question about the opioid crisis, a handler attempted to cut off the interview.

Meanwhile, despite efforts of the anchor to wrap the interview without discussing Russia, Clinton begs for a bonus question so she can once again tell us "What Happened" in 2016.

“You want one more? I’ll be short — one more. Because I like being on Earth 2."


"We've got to get to the bottom of what happened in 2016."


“If I had been president, or on Earth 2, where I am, I would have an independent commission with subpoena power because if we don't get to the bottom of it, it's going to keep happening.  This is an ongoing threat."


“I worry about ’18. I worry about 2020 because this is the first time we’ve even been attacked and not imposed any real consequences on our adversary,”

Meanwhile, after repeatedly stoking the flames of the "Russiagate" investigation, Hillary once again reminds us that any efforts on the part of the DOJ to look into the Uranium One scandal would be nothing more than an "abuse of power" by a corrupt Trump DOJ.

Of course, we're not sure how Hillary defines "abuse of power," but we wonder whether sending your former President husband for a secretive meeting with the Attorney General on a Phoenix tarmac just days before you're set to be potentially indicted by the FBI would qualify as such behavior?


GUS100CORRINA Mon, 11/20/2017 - 21:16 Permalink

Bitter Hillary Fantasizes With "Journalist" About Becoming President Of Another PlanetMy response: ROFL!!! Unbelievable. Maybe she is addicted to OPIOIDS and living in FANTASY LAND?

Endgame Napoleon tmosley Mon, 11/20/2017 - 22:53 Permalink

Maybe, Elon Musk’s first major breakthrough will involve transporting Hillary to a planet big enough to sustain her massive ego, but unless she takes Bill with her, we will still have the problem of people who once held high, elected office never really vacating said elected office(s) and continuing to collect royalties from global or interplanetary contacts, made in their former PUBLIC positions.

Hillary will be making $500k speeches from Mars, like she had been a CEO, rather a Secretary of State, capitalizing on contacts made in public office, while Bill will continue to influence public policy in America by milking global contacts made while he was POTUS. The intergalactic power couple will be working both Earth and Outer Space for big commission checks. They will never step down gracefully on Earth or on Mars.

In reply to by tmosley

chiswickcat GUS100CORRINA Tue, 11/21/2017 - 00:31 Permalink

Does anybody remember that film, Private Benjamin? At the start, Goldie Hawn is in group therapy and when it’s her turn to speak. She hesitates, as she is not supposed to talk about what she can’t get over, her ex. But she cant resist and starts talking about him and the whole group sighs and rolls their eyes and says “Not again! Say something different, pleeeez!!” Even the councillor tells her to try talk about something else for once.
This scene comes to mind every time I see Hilary being interviewed.

In reply to by GUS100CORRINA