boattrash Wed, 11/22/2017 - 20:20 Permalink

If you cut off the turkey's feet, will it run around like it't head was cut off? I'd love to find out!Happy Thanksgiving WB (and all of you ZHrs)!

Nobody For President Wed, 11/22/2017 - 23:39 Permalink

Equal opportunity turkeys.When it comes the Thanksgiving and politics,I am truly thankful that Cankles ain't president.Cheers to all tomorrow - hope you get to spend it with family as I will. My family is truly what I have to be thankful about.

Avichi Thu, 11/23/2017 - 01:34 Permalink

Thankyou God ! <sarc> for giving WE THE PEOPLE - One "WHITE DICK" and one  "BLACK DICK", Thankyou God for NOT making it a #BLACKLIFEMATTER or #BLUELIFEMATTER issue. PS Brilliant William as always "Creative Genius"- BTW You may want to update the previous picture with one "BLACK DICK " next to the "WHITE WASHINGHTON MONUMENT DICK"

NumbersUsa Thu, 11/23/2017 - 02:52 Permalink

It's the playbook plan of the jew supremacists so-called israel & their whore jewmerica to bring about the Greater Israel Project. Divide & conquer- sunni vs shia vs Christian, vs fundamentalist, vs secular, vs everything else ad nauseum. The jew supremacists work their devil magic everyday here in jewmerica dividing the peoples in any and all ways daily. They are the driving factor which flood us with millions of illegals and foreign nationals so we can never have unison to oppose their world domination goals.The Zionist Occupied Government of America

HedgeJunkie Thu, 11/23/2017 - 04:10 Permalink

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on Zero Hedge, I wish you the best for the coming year (and financial crash/false flag attack/natural disaster).I am pleased to report that, for our tenth year, my wife and I will volunteer at a Salvation Army Thankgiving Dinner that will be open, and free, to all here in our town.  My advice is to get involved in your local community rather than focus on the Fed, the Federal Goobermint, the Zionists, or the "Porch Monkeys"...the results will be localized and you will see some positive feedback for a change.(Not that Trump won wasn't positive feedback!)

Arrest Hillary Thu, 11/23/2017 - 04:40 Permalink

I would love to see .... Trump and family in Pilgrim garb and buckles .... ceremoniously chop a turkey's head off .... at the WH .... then have a dinner at the WH .... where all wear Pilgrim fashions .... and the Indians in loin cloths .... no niggers .... except in the kitchen .... an authentic Thanksgiving .... giving thanks to God .... for his love and guidance .... to overcome the original socialist compact .... the rest is history .... the struggle for freedom continues ?

overmedicatedu… Thu, 11/23/2017 - 06:30 Permalink

most giving to charity, is done during the nov to dec part of the year. ever wonder why that is?shriner's adds hit early this year..abused pet adds are the best, real tear jerkers..what ever happened to Jerry's kids? those telethons just went away..some ju decided no money in it.we are the world the .........., concerts for africa..I guess rap fans don't some ju decided no money in it..enjoy the holidays, make sure you feel something er empathy for the less fortunate..or a doo gooder will faint. 

nmewn Thu, 11/23/2017 - 08:07 Permalink

What am I thankful for?I'm thankful hypocritical "civil rights icons" are being outed as the hypocritical dickheads they are, whether its Jesse Jackson or John Conyers or Al "I Don't Recall" Franken.I'm thankful for alternative news sources, without which, many of the things one reads in the Alinsky press would be taken at face value, as the truth and go forth as unquestioned fact. For that, I suppose we should all be thankful for Dianne Feinstein who, wishing to codify into law what a "reporter" and "free speech" is, successfully enraged a nation.I'm thankful the historical documentation of William Bradford didn't get sealed up in a box and shipped off to the Obama Library & Bath House so the inquisitive mind can see for themselves a case study in capitalism vs socialism for generations to come. But mostly I'm thankful for the fact that...Hillary Rodham Clinton will President.Ever ;-)

totenkopf88 nmewn Thu, 11/23/2017 - 08:39 Permalink

"Capitalism and Communism are 2 sides of the same jewish coin"- A.H. - you should know than better than most, eh, Shekky?  You're not too far from Mar-A-Lago- you should go over and maybe get a glimpse of the Prince of Orange through his compound gates before the cops show up to tell you to get your ass moving.

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NumbersUsa nmewn Fri, 11/24/2017 - 01:18 Permalink

Dear nmewn, take a gander at your so-called german boy Chaim Hirschel Mordechai, aka. Marx- seems really jewey to us: Karl Marx was a 19th century Jewish political ideologue who presented himself to the world as a journalist and economist. He is best known for subverting the nascent Socialist movement, likely as an agent of his cousin Rothschild; and on instructions from his Jewish mentor Moses Hess creating a supposedly "scientific" theory known as Marxism. Marx came from a long line of Jewish rabbis. He lived in Dean Street, London in squalor. His best known work is the book Das Kapital, which fails to mention that money is printed out of thin air and by his cousins, the Rothschilds. Karl Heinrich Marx was born in Trier, Kingdom of Prussia on 5 May 1818, an Ashkenazi Jew, to Hirschel Mordechai and Henriette Pressburg. Marx's Jewish name is "Chaim Hirschel Mordechai". Marx descended from Talmudic rabbis.Engels- just another misguided goy sucking up to the jews like you.  

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Cry Baby Moe NumbersUsa Fri, 11/24/2017 - 06:14 Permalink

yo number boyyou say that marx was fom a long line of rabbis. he wasnt religious though, so it seems that his becoming not-jewish was his downfall. that being said, it seems that wanting to be a "goy" (which by the way, just means nation, its not even derogatory, and can be the jewish nation as well) like you was his downfall, because i dont see any rabbis doing the things you claim "jews" do.Conclusion: Numberboy and his crackpot ideas were what marx was trying to copy. and out came communism.

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nmewn NumbersUsa Fri, 11/24/2017 - 09:09 Permalink

"seems really jewey to us: Karl Marx was a 19th century Jewish political ideologue who presented himself to the world as a journalist and economist. He is best known for subverting the nascent Socialist movement..."LMMFO!!!Its dim damned jooos again! Da jooos strangled our newborn socialist baby right there in its crib in the dead of night!You fascist/socialist faggots don't even understand how utterly ridiculous you sound do you?Here ya go, from ole Adolph's own mouth..."We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions." - May 1 1927 ...seems pretty clear to me ;-)

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thebigunit totenkopf88 Thu, 11/23/2017 - 20:56 Permalink

Capitalism was invented LONG before Jews were invented.

"Capitalism and Communism are 2 sides of the same jewish coin"-

"Communism" is really just "tribalism"."Capitalism" is just "herding and agriculture", i.e. "production"The Neolithic Revolution was the most important development in human history.  It replaced Communism with Capitalism.Thanks to capitalsm, you can enjoy a turkey dinner prepared by someone else instead of going into the forest and strangling and eating a possum.

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NumbersUsa thebigunit Fri, 11/24/2017 - 00:35 Permalink

Do you have documented evidence of 5000 year old capitalism, unless your meaning a general working of without the designation.jews through their usuristic devices took it to a whole different level that made it profitable to the few jew supremacists and their goy lackeys.The masses get stiffed, just like in the communist model. 

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thebigunit NumbersUsa Sat, 11/25/2017 - 01:52 Permalink

Do you read heiroglyphics?

Do you have documented evidence of 5000 year old capitalism,

The ancient Egyptians practicef agriculture in the Niile river valley 5,000 years ago and even earlier.Capitalism requires deferring consumption , i.e. saving, planning for future needs, doing cost benefit trade-off using a big brain and higher reasoning skills, and trading excess production with producers of other commodities.The ancient Egyptians did it all.They had so much excess production and created so much wealth that they could afford to feed twenty thousand people who did nothing but build pyramids and temples.They even had Jews working FOR them.Capitalism, baby!

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Hulk nmewn Thu, 11/23/2017 - 12:12 Permalink

Being the compassionate conservatives we are, I believe we should create a new group for all the Hiliary supporters called Wacked Lives Matter (WLM) and fund it from the CCT.Then at least, when the entire Clinton Nightmare comes crashing down,  they will be able to afford soundproof screaming rooms...

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nmewn Miffed Microbi… Fri, 11/24/2017 - 08:51 Permalink

Oh yes, "you guys" are doing some serious swamp draining, one helluva and I have talked about this over the years as I'm sure you have with Mr.M and she (like you) has always been more warrior spirited where if she is touched in a manner that is unwanted, the guy is going to lose something very valuable to him one way or the other.Whether its just his beta male feelz for the day or something more...ummm...physically permanent is completely up to her and has always had my full support ;-)

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nmewn NickPeeMe Thu, 11/23/2017 - 09:25 Permalink

You can "say" whatever you want, however the reality is beyond any dispute regarding her pay-for-government-play money graft & corruption schemes, paying for the false evidence that was submitted to a FISA court for wiretaps, her behind the scenes mechanizations to subvert Burnie Marx in the last election and using her illegal server to transmit & receive classified government documents.But I just gotta say, I do take extreme pleasure in a Nazi like yourself defending, will there be anything else? ;-)

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chestergimli Thu, 11/23/2017 - 09:52 Permalink

I am thankful for My Lord Jesus Christ. Not so much for my family. My brother’s second wife had a Seder Supper at a Catholic Church say about 27 years ago. I didn’t think about it then since I just figured (((the tribe))) was just another group of people. If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn’t have gone. About a years or so ago I commenced to telling them what the Jews were doing, she said that there are Jews in the Catholic Church. My brother angrily chirped in that he was a Jew and accused me of being a self-hating Jew. I didn’t know what to say so I said yes I am. My grandfather on my mother’s side was an Ashkenaz. I have told them since that 90% of the Jews today are not truly Jewish but are from Khazaria. So the other day my niece, my brother’s daughter says, I am Jewish and so are you. I told her I am not Jewish and neither are you. I suspect her husband of being the same.

What is it with these people who because they have a smidgin of Ashkenaz blood in them, want to rub shoulders with the Ashkenaz Talmudists. It’s like they are special or something.