Weekend Humor: A Millennial Job Interview

Presented with little comment...

"For stuff like that, I'll just ask Siri... who gets up at 8?"

A Millennial job interview from @TheDanielBrea on Vimeo.

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Battlefield USA JimmyJones Sun, 11/26/2017 - 00:07 Permalink

JimmyJones gmrpeabody Nov 25, 2017 6:50 PM"My Millennials are great workers..."Hilarious! My wife manages the pricks, and loathes them. Can't come to work on time. Takes off every time they get a sniffle or a boo-boo. Always on their phones texting or taking selfies. Can't follow instructions. CAN'T HURT THEIR FEELINGS! Always calling/texting my wife when she is off work because they don't know what to do, even after SHE LEAVES THEM INSTRUCTIONS. Always snivelling about something they don't like. Don't even think about raising your voice one octave at them, or they will melt down. Can't follow the dress code. Don't know how to dress. Dress like fags and sluts. Entitled. Disrespectful. And they KNOW everything. Etc., etc., and etc.And... LMAO, she had 2 buddy into the Navy. She tried to talk them out of it. 6 months later, they actually called my wife and... WHINED.  Edit: I forgot... wife gave an award to a late Boomer for excellent work. The millennials had a feel-bad group-whine-fest that they didn't get anything and actually COMPLAINED to HR.

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canisdirus Battlefield USA Sun, 11/26/2017 - 02:12 Permalink

If she manages and hires them, she only has herself to blame. I’ve seen some crap millennials, but you can usually identify them pretty easily and choose more wisely. If you want truly useless people, hire a member of Gen-X, the jaded assholes that are positively useless, exploit people that can do work, etc. I have rarely stayed long in a group that had someone born in the bad years from ~1965-1975. People from families with older members in this age range are also usually awful.

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Mazzy shankster Sat, 11/25/2017 - 16:47 Permalink

Nah, they just transfer money from the taxpayers to the landlords.  Nowadays most states/localities even skip the middleman.  The welfare tenant is just a pawn in the system, but they're not exactly unhappy with it though they generally remain ignorant, arrogant, entitled and ungrateful still.

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