Watch Live: Janet Yellen's Last FOMC Press Conference

Grab your handkerchief, it's gonna be a tear-jerker. Having managed to get through her term as Fed Chair without a 'crisis', unlike her three previous colleagues, it would appear Janet Yellen has managed to jump ship at the perfect time. Will she leave her last press conference with a 'hanging chad' of uncertainty about extreme asset valuations, or toe-the-line for Powell that everything is awesome?

Live Feed (due to begin at 1430ET)...

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nope-1004 Wed, 12/13/2017 - 14:35 Permalink

No thanks.  Completely stupid manipulated FX market today.  This is all BULLSHIT theatre.Hang the bitch next to Hillary for white-collar crime.

Erek Clockwork Orange Wed, 12/13/2017 - 14:50 Permalink

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"At the time of my being in Rome there died a Cardinal very rich, and left behind him great store of money; shortly before his death he made his will, and laid it in a chest where the money was.  After his death the chest was opened, and therein, by the money, was found laying a bull, written on parchment, with these words: Dum potui, rapui; rapiatis, quando potestis. (I extorted and oppressed as long as I was able; while ye have power, get what you can.)" Martin Luther – Table Talk

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Pinto Currency IH8OBAMA Wed, 12/13/2017 - 15:27 Permalink

Janet's now King of the Road:Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road. Third boxcar, midnight train, destination, Bangor, Maine. Old worn out clothes and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old stogies I have found short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road. I know every engineer on every train All of their children, and all of their names And every handout in every town And every lock that ain't locked, when no one's around. I sing, trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road. 

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falak pema Wed, 12/13/2017 - 16:00 Permalink

I want to be "Lisa"ed...Nobody in my years at FED paid me that compliment.Why can't someone send me a Strozyk texto !Thats the least these TBTF megadicks could say, to pay me my quantum of solace as woman.

ali-ali-al-qomfri Wed, 12/13/2017 - 18:20 Permalink

What an amazingly talented, leader she is, she instills and air of such confidence in the Fed , the likes of which I have and probably never will again see. How on earth can they carry forward the mission with out her. After being blessed with Bernake's Courage to Act, and now annointed with Janet's dovawkishness. The future looks so ahhhhhhh....