Why Does The New $1 Billion US Embassy In London Need The First Moat Since Medieval Times

If you google “London moats”, you’ll probably alight on a link which will take you to “London’s Top 10 Moats: A Spotter’s Guide”. We had no idea there were so many and could only think of the “obvious” one surrounding the Tower of London, even if it’s waterless these days. According to the guide, a defensive ditch has surrounded the Tower since its origins in the eleventh century. The moat, which contained water from the thirteenth century until the 1840s, helps to protect the roughly cuboid “White Tower” keep, which gives the Tower of London its name. Built by William the Conqueror in 1078, the White Tower was resented as a symbol of oppression inflicted on London by the new ruling elite. 

Yesterday saw the press launch for the new US embassy in London which is situated on the south bank of the River Thames in the re-developed – albeit unattractively - part of the city near to Battersea Power Station. During the “celebrations”, architect James Timberlake, of Philadelphia-based firm Kieran Timberlake, described the new building as “the embodiment of peace and security”. The Daily Mail reported a spokesperson saying the glass structure “gives form to the core democratic values of transparency”. The lobby looks a bit “imperial” to us, but we’re probably mistaken.

Like us, the Financial Times sees paradoxes. Here is its take.

It is central London’s first new moated building since the medieval era. The new US embassy in Nine Elms is a paradox, a heavily defended delicate glass box. Its architect calls it a “crystalline radiant beacon”; in fact, it resembles a corporate cube. It is also one of the world’s most expensive embassies, costing a cool $1bn.


It is not as sophisticated as its predecessor. Architect Eero Saarinen’s Mayfair building may not have been his finest work but it exuded a certain urbane, mid-century chic. It was huge yet it made efforts to blend in and completed one side of the 18th century square. By contrast, the new building stands alone, a 12-storey box in a field of ill-conceived and poorly planned towers. With two sides wrapped in a flimsy film of appliqué lampshades, it resembles a temporary Expo pavilion. Its glazing as metaphor for transparency and openness is unsettled by the inevitable heavy security apparatus.

The FT reports that the occupiers of the new building see it symbolising the “special relationship" between the two nations.

US Ambassador Woody Johnson was keen, as were all the other speakers, to refer to the so-called “special relationship”. “This is not just a new office building,” he said “it’s a symbol of friendship between our two countries.”

As if that wasn’t enough, there is also good news for US taxpayers and anybody concerned with climate change. the $1 billion cost of the building was covered by two real estate sales, primarily the old embassy in Grosvenor Square, London. It’s also has “green credentials”, since its running is “carbon neutral” (actually it’s “nearly” self-sufficient in energy production) with the roof being clad in solar panels. Outside there is a lawn and inside there are internal gardens which “evoke different ecologies” of the US.

So if we summarise the excessive propaganda and shameless “spin”, the new embassy embodies. Peace;

  • Democratic values;
  • Transparency;
  • The “special relationship” with Britain; 
  • Low-cost; and
  • Green credentials. 

The Washington Post got it right, saying “The U.S. Embassy here will exude openness while hiding all the clever ways it defends itself from attack…One assumes there is a CIA station, but that was not on the tour.”
Moving on the security features, here are some descriptions from a selection of media sources.

The Daily Mail: Fortress America on the banks of the Thames, featuring a security moat”.


Financial Times: A section of its grounds facing the river are publicly accessible and a cascade billed as a “water feature” actually conceals a massive concrete base resistant to every form of attack.


The Telegraph: Buffered by an 8ft-deep, crescent-shaped moat and surrounded by armed guards, London’s new US embassy appears like Fort Knox amid a tangle of cranes and construction work.


Fox News: It is a high-tech high-security fortress in London. At $1 billion, the new U.S. embassy in the UK is the most expensive ever. The walls are blast-resistant. The glass is shatter-proof. It is diplomacy in the age of terror…Suspicious vehicles near the site triggered controlled detonations earlier this year.


Evening Standard: Ramparts: the embassy includes a multi-level garden to act as a security barrier.

The paradoxes in the new embassy building mirror the paradox in the way that the America sees itself, the leadership anyway, which is increasingly diverging from the way its seen by many in the rest of the world these days. One question which had puzzled us since the location of the new US embassy was announced several years ago, was didn’t they choose a more attractive part of London? Mayfair to Nine Elms was a strange move. Now we know the answer thanks to the Telegraph.

The Americans chose that site as it was one of a few in central London that had enough space to contain all the security measures necessary, including being at least 100ft from all buildings.

Which is very sad given the principles that the nation claims to embody. The Telegraph again.

At a press conference, the ambassador said he was not worried that anti-Trump demonstrations might dampen the optimistic mood the building represents. "The great thing about being in London, and the great thing about being in the US, is the ability to express your point of view,” he said. "That's an important part of who we are."


Buckaroo Banzai Wang Dang SP Fri, 12/15/2017 - 11:55 Permalink

This new embassy makes perfect sense. Now that the UK is officially a muslim-run country, one naturally needs a "green zone" style bulding and compound to defend against the inevitable terrorist attacks. Smart to build a new one from the ground up, instead of trying to retrofit the old one. Maintaining and operating an embassy on enemy-held territory is a tricky business.

In reply to by Wang Dang SP

Laowei Gweilo shitshitshit Fri, 12/15/2017 - 04:34 Permalink

same reason every US embassy in Africa or Middle East as a security barrier...London: same people, same problem lol heck, even the embassy in Canada had security barriers for 15 years after 9-11 .... until they replaced it with, SO FUCKING TYPICAL OF RETARD LIBERAL CANADIANS, GOD DAMN BIKE LANES. YES THE US EMBASSY IN CANADA IS PROTECTED BY A WALL OF HIPSTER CYCLISTS*cough* mmmmhmmm, anyhow. the moat just makes it a little prettier for the people it's protecting -- kinda like how the border wall can be both tall but also aesthetically appleasing (at least from the north hhhhh)

In reply to by shitshitshit

Midnight Hour Fri, 12/15/2017 - 04:24 Permalink

Who can blame the US for building a high-security Fortress in London. London is a hotbed full of Mussies that would cladly attack this Building if they could. It wont be so long before the whole of the UK is a Muslim State and we all know what they are like.

Cloud9.5 hestroy Fri, 12/15/2017 - 07:35 Permalink

We are all good at chest thumping, but the real truth is we are all captured by our nation states.  The cabal that controls the United States has killed their millions.   Compared to the Communist, the U.S. is still small scale.  It would have been interesting to see how WW II would have played out without American intervention.  I suspect a good portion of Western Europe would now be speaking Russian and most of the Pacific would be speaking Japanese.  The rape of Nanking was an interesting cultural experience for the Chinese.  Even that horror had less of an overall impact on Chinese society than did the Maoist cultural revolutions.This century due to resource depletion is going to be the century of population decline and introspection.  The diaspora out of the Middle East and Africa is just getting started.  If history has any relevance, I have no doubt that at some point the volk will awaken.  When they do, Europe will once again have another orgy of ethnic cleansing and genocide. If you are like me, then you have no control over the direction we are headed, so sit back and enjoy the circus.  More than likely this clown show will wind up on our respective doorsteps in the immediate future.

In reply to by hestroy

Boubou Cloud9.5 Fri, 12/15/2017 - 08:19 Permalink

Yes. And we have brought it forward by a policy of continually destabilizing third world shitholes, whose resources we covet, or whose influence we want to eliminate.The destruction stage works fine. the Reconstruction stage never getes done.So the millions of diseased, displaced, dispossessed and disaffected are on the move and unstoppable. 

In reply to by Cloud9.5