"Son Of A Bitch Got Fired!": Joe Biden Brags He Forced Ukraine To Fire Key Official In Exchange For Money

Former Vice President Joe Biden just casually dropped a bombshell admission that he personally and directly intervened in Ukraine's governance, boasting on stage during an event hosted by the US Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) that he got a high Kiev government official removed essentially at the snap of his fingers.

"I looked at them and said: ‘I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money,’" Biden said at the CFR talk on Tuesday, in what was a follow-up to prior admissions revealing that the United States actively asserted behind the scenes control of Ukraine's post-Maidan government, to the point that US officials even dictated who would occupy high offices in the war-torn country.

Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko and then Vice President Joe Biden in Kiev, Ukraine, January 16, 2017. Image source: Reuters via The Indian Express.

Biden confirmed what was only previously hinted at through an anonymous senior official who spoke to The New Yorker in 2016. It was revealed then that Ukraine's Prosecutor General, which the equivalent office to the US Attorney General, was removed only after the Obama administration threatened to withhold 1$ billion in loan guarantees.

The prosecutor general at the time, Viktor Shokin, was previously supported by the US and much of the EU, but as The New Yorker described, "after initially supporting Shokin, U.S. and E.U. officials soured on him." Washington suddenly viewed Shokin, who had served two decades within the Prosecutor General's office as corrupt and unwilling to initiate crackdown in major financial scandal cases involving high profile figures.

Ukraine's chief prosecutor serves a term of six years and can only be appointed and dismissed by the president with parliamentary consent; however in the case of Shokin, Joe Biden boasted before the CFR audience that he told Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko and former Ukrainian prime minister Arseny Yatsenyuk sometime in late March 2016, "I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars," unless they immediately sacked Shokin. To the glee of his CFR listeners who laughed audibly, Biden added, "Well, son of a bitch. He got fired!"

Indeed the threat of withholding what had been the third installment of a massive loan package desperately needed to help prop up the new pro-EU/US Kiev government resulted in Viktor Shokin being hastily removed from his post by Ukrainian parliament on March 29, 2016 - within the very month Biden made the ultimatum (Shokin had initially promised he would willingly resign in a February letter, but resumed his work through March). Poroshenko then officially and formally dismissed Shokin on April 3, 2016.

But it appears that it was somewhat of an open secret as Shokin became widely referred to among Ukrainians as "the billion-dollar man". It was also a time in which Biden and other US officials were constantly in direct communication with President Poroshenko, talking foreign aid and loan packages, and presumably according to Biden's latest admission, how he should run his government.

Biden had previously disclosed in his personal memoirs that he “had been on the phone with either Poroshenko or… Yatsenyuk, or both, almost every week” for months attempting to guide nearly every major decision of the Poroshenko administration after the overthrow of Viktor Yanukovych in the 2014 coup d'état which inaugurated the Ukraine crisis.

As a reminder, in 2014 - not long after Ukraine's US-endorsed and facilitated presidential coup - Joe's son Hunter joined the board of directors of Burisma Holdings, the largest private gas producers in Ukraine, incorporated in Cyprus, a European tax haven.

Elsewhere in Tuesday's talk, Biden revealed that the Obama White House "spent so much time on the phone making sure that everyone from… [former French president Francois] Hollande to [former Italian prime minister Matteo] Renzi wouldn’t walk away" from anti-Russian sanctions.

We certainly hope that Biden continues to open his infamously big mouth as he will only further confirm (primarily through his penchant for boasting and self-congratulating) that the US version of events whether in Ukraine, Syria, or other parts of the world (spontaneous "democratic revolutions" championed by political figures who happen to take their dictates from Washington, etc...) is nowhere close to the reality.

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Below is the full segment containing former VP Biden's Ukraine confessions during Tuesday's CFR speech:

Joe Biden: "Do I think they’re—I think the Donbas has potential to be able to be solved, but it takes two things. One of those things is missing now. And that is I’m desperately concerned about the backsliding on the part of Kiev in terms of corruption. They made—I mean, I’ll give you one concrete example. I was—not I, but it just happened to be that was the assignment I got. I got all the good ones. And so I got Ukraine. And I remember going over, convincing our team, our leaders to—convincing that we should be providing for loan guarantees. And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kiev. And I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee. And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor. And they didn’t."

"So they said they had—they were walking out to a press conference. I said, nah, I’m not going to—or, we’re not going to give you the billion dollars. They said, you have no authority. You’re not the president. The president said—I said, call him." (Laughter.)

"I said, I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars. I said, you’re not getting the billion. I’m going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch. (Laughter.) He got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time."

"Well, there’s still—so they made some genuine substantial changes institutionally and with people. But one of the three institutions, there’s now some backsliding."

And a video of the full event:


HisBoyElroy Wed, 01/24/2018 - 21:50 Permalink

Hey Netanyahu, treat the Palestinian people like human beings and give back the land illegally taken under international law or you're not getting the money. 

SixIsNinE HisBoyElroy Thu, 01/25/2018 - 00:30 Permalink

hello.  saliva prevents infections.

sorry to fuck up your illwill.

anytime you have a nick or scrape/cut, lick it - prevent infections, doooshbag.

so sick of this tard remark - i've noted this a few times, yet still no Zh joos chime in to correct the record.

it's a cheap shot - who else are you going to get to put the saliva on the mutilated penis?

yes, I i had my little one mutilated by a presby service - have no memory of it and can't imagine an orgasm feeling any better,  so there's that.



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Taras Bulba Wed, 01/24/2018 - 21:55 Permalink

What a vile pervert!

Hunter does not stray too far from the familly's sense of "ethics" as his former wife kicked him out of the house and divorced him-now he is involved with his dead brother's widow.

devnickle Wed, 01/24/2018 - 21:58 Permalink

Uncle Joe. Dumb as a fucking box of rocks. Keep talking. Shouldn't you be lawyering up yourself? Overthrowing sovereign governments and molestation are both felonies. What did YOU know about FISA dickweed?

francis scott … Wed, 01/24/2018 - 22:14 Permalink

Biden is the moron who put Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court.


Today he refers to Putin as a thug.  


Make sure he gets the Democrat nomination and gives Trump a

second term.

Robert A. Heinlein Wed, 01/24/2018 - 22:14 Permalink

Obama was the worst president of all time. wtf do we have to put us this this sob. No wonder the world hates our ass.  Biden is criminal. Pure and simple. He should have to share a jail cell with cankles.  Would be justice. 

Kagemusho Wed, 01/24/2018 - 22:15 Permalink

And the Dems have the temerity to scream bloody murder about (chimerical) 'Russian interference' in the American political system? Fking hypocrites, all of 'em.

Putin must be laughing his ass off tonight, and calling Goofy Joe a 'dehbeel' and a  'suka blyat' for being so 'impolitic'.  Biden has demonstrated just how far up Poroshenko's ass the Establishment's arm is. Biden has single-handedly given Putin all the ammo he needs to justify openly supplying the 'rebels' in East Ukraine.  How stupid can you get?

Baron von Bud Wed, 01/24/2018 - 22:34 Permalink

This Biden bullshit is a planned distraction from the release of the secret FISA memo. Prez Trump ordered it released and it's on the web now. Trump is following through on his promises.